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Hi

If you happen to find yourself in or near Brighton on Wednesday night, pop in to The Marlborough (it's more of a pub than a theatre) and say hello! I am supposedly giving a short talk on sploshing, smut, cinema and the joy of innuendo (which I haven't prepared yet, so will probably make up as I go along) at a night dedicated to British sauce hosted by the lovely Ophelia Bitz and going under the subtle generic title of ArtWank! Details as follows...

Time
19 January · 20:00 - 23:00
Location The Marlborough
4 Prince's St, Brighton, East Sussex BN2 1RD
Created by:
Ophelia Bitz, Tarik Elmoutawakil
More info ArtWank presents The Best of the British!

Oooer matron, six of the best, what what? Time to stiffen up that lip of yours and head on down to ArtWank's celebration of the glorious, ridiculous, tastefully-repressed and yet oh-so-pervy British sexuality of years gone by...

Sing-along-spank-a-thon!
WI-style sex toy workshops!
Guest speaker Bill Shipton, the Godfather of Splosh!
Ballet perversion from burlesque lovely Billie Rae!

And more cinematic filth than you can shake a jolly hockey stick at!

Tally ho scrubbers!

Doors 8, films from 8.30
£6/5

Advance tickets from http://www.silverwednesdays.co.uk get you a free gin and tonic, yessireebob!

It should be a fun night, even if I'm crap - and Ophelia will get pied if I have anything to do with it!!!

Hope somebody turns up!

So guessing that's none of you then!

Wish I lived closer, I would love to go xxxx

Candy Custard wrote:Wish I lived closer, I would love to go xxxx

Thanks, Candy. You'd be taking part if you lived closer!!

A chance to see and possibly meet the Godfather of Splosh?
If only I was closer, I am down that way next week, you couldn't hold off until then could you?

asdamax wrote:A chance to see and possibly meet the Godfather of Splosh?
If only I was closer, I am down that way next week, you couldn't hold off until then could you?

Not my event, so sadly no I can't postpone it! Not a good week for me, as it goes, but didn't know that when I agreed to do it.

BillShipton wrote: Thanks, Candy. You'd be taking part if you lived closer!!

Oh goodness! Would love to have done. Dammit. Good luck though I'm sure you will be brill as always. Def will have to sort out a visit soon xxxx

If I was closer, or had my car, I'd be there Bill, really I would! If anyone else is planning on going from North Kent, let me know!

Candy Custard wrote:

BillShipton wrote: Thanks, Candy. You'd be taking part if you lived closer!!

Oh goodness! Would love to have done. Dammit. Good luck though I'm sure you will be brill as always. Def will have to sort out a visit soon xxxx

If I keep in with these people or others similar (there's a lot of this sort of thing in Brighton) then perhaps there'll be a proper paid gig in the future where we can DEMONSTRATE sploshing properly. Then you'll defo be invited to join in!

Fantastic! fingers crossed then xxxxx

Now that was an unusual night! But, hey, a couple of pies were exchanged and I spread the word. Will tell you more another time.