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Inspired by the "33 challenge" thread, I turned forty recently. To mark the occasion, we've decided to do a shoot involving me getting covered in forty things. But me oh my, what to use?

One each, please! Sweet things, for preference. Pictures to follow, natch.

Semolina (by the bucket full, ala Sally James on Tiswas)

Icing sugar.

Custard (of course)

Splattella

Shaving Foam, Nastasol, Choc Sauce

Custard and lots of it....

So then, so far we have:

1) Semolina (by the bucket full)
2) Icing sugar (like it, nice one! )
3) Custard
4) Shaving foam
5) Natrasol
6) Chocolate sauce
7) More custard (I'll make this one chocolate, to add a bit of variety)
Honey (from Totty, the former Miss Helen sat next to me!)

Coming along nicely, many thanks. Keep 'em coming!

In a bid to get up to the magic 40, I'm ditching the one each rule. Savoury things are allowed, as are dry messy stuff (like the icing sugar, cocoa pops, sugar puffs and so forth) as I'll certainly be sticky enough to get coated with them by the time they go on.

The team have discussed. You'll have to go for this as the final item on the list as its !!!! The super dooper stella star prize!!! (As invented by Pete the camera.) This entails all the mess from the session put back into a bucket and then poured over you at the end.... Good way to finish.

Though I'm going to be evil and say smelly brown sauce... he he he he.

two more added.

regards

Andy and the team.

Pete the Camera? I thought we came up with the SDSSP the day we first did Roget's Messaurus back in the old Wamdrogony days. Who is this Peter to whom you wefer?

TottyTestosterone wrote:Pete the Camera? I thought we came up with the SDSSP the day we first did Roget's Messaurus back in the old Wamdrogony days. Who is this Peter to whom you wefer?

Do you know, I thought about this early. I think its actually an adpation from the orginal Distastermind with yourself. (For those who have never seen this, its was one hell of funny scene, mostly written by Miss Helen, then adapted over the years for commercial sets.) Probably one of the scenes that inspired me to start off. (Its all Miss Helens fault...!!!!.... he he he he he) Pete the camera added a superb voice over, one minute plus non stop. For the final of some of the scenes. Plus for those who have the orignal scene there are some brillant puns Miss Helen.

If people want, and I can find them. I have pics somewhere. Plus the legendary church of satin scene. That I dont think we filmed but I do have stills from featuring Miss Helen (tits) and Raven (tits magee)

regards

Andy.

p.s. Miss Helen needs gunging again.... he he he he

Lots of jam. Lashings and lashings of it in fact.

A couple of jars of jam!!

Well, since there's no 'one each' rule any more, I'm going to have another go and suggest porridge.

If you budget stretches to it, I'm even going to suggest two buckets of porridge, one a bit runny that dribbles down nicely, and one thick that stays in great sticky dollops. If it's thick enough it might even stick in the upturned bucket which would have to be pushed right down onto your head in order to dislodge it (as long as the downward pressure doesn't dislocate your neck, of course! Health 'n' safety is important too!)


I definitely also vote for the final bucket(s) made up of all the slop left at your feet. My splosh sessions always end that way.

baked beans and spaghetti of some discription is my suggestion (so glad the rules are gone, stops me from having to make tough decisions teehee)

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