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Hi

As some of you know I've had more than my fair share of trials recently including losing my mobile not once but TWICE (the 2nd time was my fault). If you have my number and want me to have yours then please text me your name so I can store it. Will be more careful this time, I promise.

Many thanks
Bill

PS Attractive messy women, please note this is particularly important!!

'I,ve got your number, ducky'
Hee hee

Who said that btw?

"We've all got your number, ducky" was a classic Round the Horne line from Kenneth Williams (written by Barry Took & Marty Feldman). Now you knew I'd have to share that, didn't you?

Ooooh Bold! How bona to vada your dolly old eek!

"Oooh, Mr 'Orne, it was terrible. We were washed overboard."
"Did you manage to drag yourself up on deck."
"Oh no, there wasn't time, we just went casual."

...and what about as solicitors at "Bona Law"? (A brilliant play on words for those of a political bent. Ooooh bold!)
"We've got a criminal practice that takes up most of our time!" Fabulosa!