I'm such a messy eater
Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 01:15I had the house to myself after work and decided to take the opportunity to make myself a simple meal...
I knew in advance what ingredients I was going to use as I'd bought them earlier on in the week.
The problem was I didn't know what to wear. I'm running out of clothes suitable for sploshing in. I've bought a load of new clothes recently so I was planning to look through my wardrobe and put some of the older clothes to one side... unfortunately the only thing I wanted to get messy in was the brand new blouse I bought at the weekend. It's lovely, ideal for work, and other than trying on to see if it fit I haven't actually worn it out of the house yet.
I couldn't find an outfit that was leaping out at me, and all I could think about was the brand new blouse. The trouble is it's too nice to splosh....what's a girl to do?
So I came to a decision. I liked it so much I would order another one online. So I did.
Once that was done I put it on and paired it with a lovely satin skirt, and then went to prepare my evening meal.
I had a plate of mushy peas, some baked beans and some lovely thick gravy. For dessert I'd prepared several tins of custard.
When I'm watching people get messy I love the idea that there's a chance they might not get messy. I know it sounds crazy to some of you, but for me it's all about the anticipation and the build up. When I was preparing the ingredients in the kitchen I was trying not to get any splashes on my clothes and I even considered the possibility of getting into the bathroom, imagining a sploshing session and then just having a shower and throwing the food away.
Anyway, my little role play session went like this:
Sit in the bath and pretend either I'm at a restaurant, or eating my dinner off my knee in front of the telly. Eating a combination of mushy peas, beans and custard felt quite degrading, and even if I didn't get any on my clothes I would definitely feel quite wet below. Of course, chances are I would get messy... but see for yourself.
I knew in advance what ingredients I was going to use as I'd bought them earlier on in the week.
The problem was I didn't know what to wear. I'm running out of clothes suitable for sploshing in. I've bought a load of new clothes recently so I was planning to look through my wardrobe and put some of the older clothes to one side... unfortunately the only thing I wanted to get messy in was the brand new blouse I bought at the weekend. It's lovely, ideal for work, and other than trying on to see if it fit I haven't actually worn it out of the house yet.
I couldn't find an outfit that was leaping out at me, and all I could think about was the brand new blouse. The trouble is it's too nice to splosh....what's a girl to do?
So I came to a decision. I liked it so much I would order another one online. So I did.
Once that was done I put it on and paired it with a lovely satin skirt, and then went to prepare my evening meal.
I had a plate of mushy peas, some baked beans and some lovely thick gravy. For dessert I'd prepared several tins of custard.
When I'm watching people get messy I love the idea that there's a chance they might not get messy. I know it sounds crazy to some of you, but for me it's all about the anticipation and the build up. When I was preparing the ingredients in the kitchen I was trying not to get any splashes on my clothes and I even considered the possibility of getting into the bathroom, imagining a sploshing session and then just having a shower and throwing the food away.
Anyway, my little role play session went like this:
Sit in the bath and pretend either I'm at a restaurant, or eating my dinner off my knee in front of the telly. Eating a combination of mushy peas, beans and custard felt quite degrading, and even if I didn't get any on my clothes I would definitely feel quite wet below. Of course, chances are I would get messy... but see for yourself.
