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Hi guys

Absolutely fantastic to be down at Sploshworld for the weekend. Tomorrow we are off to a 70s night at the pub and (thanks to Ebay) I have a fab 70s pale blue satin suit (think Dancing Queen by Abba) to wear. Bill is in frilly black satin short, flares and platforms but I'm guessing you don't give a shit about that.

Sooooooo....come on,tell me what you'd do to mess me up in it. Come on, this forum has been tame as shit recently so go for it. No politics, no 'is it WAM?' just do your worst to me.... You know how I like it!

Seriosuly it would turn me on LIKE HELL to know what you'd do, and I really don't mind how over-the-top (though very un-PC stuff is best on PM!!!).

Getting horny just thinking about it.

Love and slightly squishy panties
Hayley

You are going to wear a blue satin suite, you horny bitch!!!!!!!!

What wouldn't I do to you in it, damn your asking this when I am so tired!!!!! hang on, I'll think of something.

Right I'd tie you to a chair, arms and legs, then I get loads of buckets of custard, mud, dung, pig pen crap, and throw it at you, bucket after bucket so that your a complete wrecking mess!!!! then I'd get your very sticky and yucky satin pants and rip them down the sides, so we could get to grip with your nickers. I'd get a loads of cold natrasol and pour that over your breasts once i'd completely ripped your blouse to bits, so that your nipples would be like ships masts!!!! then you would have to have pig pen dung rubbed inside your nickers and all over your bum. Then it would be time to play with vibrators etc. Until you exploded in completey horny fuckin mess!!!!!!!

(please never let back into soho again see what it does to me.)

regards

Horny Andy due to Hayley wearing Satin, horny so and so..

(Heres a dare take a photo, no gunge and post it, then we can on the fantasy with a piccy of the clothes and of course your very horny self in them)

Mmmmm...

Will try. There are usually pics taken in the pub. I must admit I do look fucking ace in it! And it is made to be completely trashed...as am I, of course.

Hayley

hi mamma mia (i have a dream) how about that clear slime don't know what its called it would look good on blue satin you will be the dancing queen a souper trouper,the winner takes it all when yuo get sploshed ask for it in abba fashion gimme gimme gimme and be greatful its not waterloo have fun h&b

Go on Hayley, there's nothing wrong with that, I am just about able to control myself, but only just!!!!! hope you have a great time, see if you get one piccy, and I'll do something stupid while we're doing a wamdrogony shoot, let me know.


regards

Andy
(not fair Hayley gets to wear Satin!!!!!! then again messy Jo did wear one during the last shoot, off to watch a dvd for a while, p.s. put stocking and suspenders under your pants, show up well against the satin, esp if gets wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Come on Klown...where are those pies? Let me have t big time

Hayley

hayley you are agenst the wall and i have several thick creamy pies thrown at you completley covering you as you wipe your face i pull the front of your pants away and throw a huge bowl of beans down your pants

I think Bill should tie you to a chair, and he can be the ABBA one with the beard (Bjorn? i know they both have beards now)

lol and punish you with pies for threatening to leave the band right before eurovision.

hehehe gives me a giggle!


of course thats not what i personally would do, i just came over all ABBA all of a sudden!

hope you dont mind me being a bit graphic hayley!
but iv heard from a little birdie you like it dirtier the better!

so first of all id get you 2 sit down, and start pouring syrup all over your hair and face, completely cover it so you can hardly see, watch it all dripping down into your gorgeous clevage.
then i think id bring out the custard, bit on your head agen, then pour plenty into your clevage so its bursting out at the sides, then get you to stand up, lift up your skirt, and pour a bucket full of syrup and custard down your knikers, massage it all in to the neccesary areas just to get you a bit horny.
next will come the chocolate sauce, lots in your hair, mixing with the syrup and custard, get you to open your mouth and pour it in until it fills your mouth and starts trickling out down ur chin. then off will come the dress, and id pour two buckets of choc sauce all over you absoloutly covering every inch of your body.
hmmmmmmmm what now? i got it, a whole load of pink cake mix, first of all id write splosh across your bare chocolate covered breasts, then some down your knikers, filling them up agen so you can feel it mixing with the custard and syrup, then id give it a slap so it all came running out of the side, then id turn you around and do the same to that lovely arse of yours, so you can feel the mix runing through your buttocks.
finally i would remove the underwear cz they are a pain sumtimes! have you stand spread legged and bombard you with various colours of pie!

then after all that the real fun can begin lol

hope that made you extra horny and wet hayley! hopefully can do it for real sumtime! lotsa luv messyteen xxx

That made me horny, and it wasn't even about me!

hehehehe

Too right, Messy Teen, that was horny as hell!

Doooo feel free to tell me more.

Just off now to put the suit on now. It is pristine and gleaming on its hanger right now....so guys you know what to do....

Let me have it!

No holding back, no rules, just go for it!

Yours excitedly
Hayley

Okay, if I'm being honest...
I'd like to re-enact that scene from Mucky Puppies with you. But first, I'd start by snogging you very very deeply, I love pushing my tongue deep into a womans mouth and feeling her explore me with hers. And then I'd sit you down and give you a relentless barrage of huge, creamy pies, all splatted one after the other into your face and rubbed around. Pie after pie after pie after pie, only stopping to snog you deeply again so that our mouths were full of cream. And then I'd unbutton you and start plastering your breasts with pies, cheekily taking the plates away to rub all the cream in with my hands. Just using the pies as an excuse to grope your breasts while snogging you. It's at this point I would probably lose all sense of control push you backwards so that were lying on your back. Then I'd take your knickers down, part your legs and push some cream pies between your legs and get my tongue in there. I'd pie you some more so that you were nice and wet and creamy and then I'd get you to straddle my face so that I could use my tongue on you until you came over my face. And then, for the finale, I would hold a pie under your face, put my cock in your mouth and get you to suck me off until I came over the pie. I would then push the cum-covered pie into your face, rub it around thoroughly and snog you whilst cumming all over your tits.
How's that?

We have just got back from the gig. Both hot and sweaty in glossy artificial fibre! But pretty horny...

Too pissed and excited to respond now but the ideas have definitely given us some ideas. And there's still tomorrow, so keep them coming (and keep mine coming!)

Love

Shiny hot Hayley xx