The Splosh UK Forum

Morning guys and girls. I was just thinking who was the first person off TV/films etc who you first got a crush on (and presumably wanted to splosh!)

Mine was Madeline Smith. Bill will probably remember her, she was a stunning brunette who quite often used to turn up in bit parts in the early to mid 70s when I was in my teens, I suppose I would have been 13 or 14 at the time. Most of my mates at school also developed a similar obsession with her and if you found out she was going to be in something on the telly, we would watch it! I mean you would even sit through utter shite like "Terry and June" if you knew she would turn up for a couple of minutes!

She was also briefly in the first Bond film which Roger Moore did, "Live and Let Die", right at the start, Bond had a magnetic watch which he used to unzip her dress.

Wonder if she ever got gunged?

Happy memories from my "Inbetweeners" years!

Don't think there was a lot of 'gunging' in Maddy Smith's day, more likely to have had something spilt down her impressive cleavage! She had a great 'little girl' voice too and famously appeared in a TV ad in which she was happily carried off by a Viking for 'raping and pillaging' which would now be deemed totally un-PC (with some justification!). She also appeared in lots of British films of that era always playing the sexy woman with the big cleavage. Bring back cleavage comedy I say!

Fwah, wah wah (sound of Sid James laughing)

one of my first crushes was Lee Remick, famous for her roles in the omen and days of wine and roses, i can't remember wanting to splosh her though.
i had school gf's that i would have loved to have sploshed but that was in the days of being a closet splosher (no wardrobe splosh puns!!), i did get to walk home with them in the rain, better rain we used to get then.

as for celebs, anthea turner was one, sally feild, cathrine bach from the dukes of hazzard, and weither i should mention it, esther rantzen, i remember her amazing legs and was treated to her getting a bucket of water over her head buy her fellow presenters regurding a non smoking pledge, white/yellow dress and heels, nice

memory kindy foggy back there now

Like any red-blooded male, I had a crush on Jet from Gladiators. I wasn't in to sploshing then the thought of gunging her wouldn't have crossed my mind. It does now though! (especially since her episodes are repeated all the time on TV). I also quite fancied Gadget from Rescue Rangers. Phwoar!

There was a girl at school who I quite liked, never more so than during a mixed PE morning of football in the driving wind and rain. While all the other girls barely moved, she was running round all over the shop with her boobs bouncing every which way. The girls wore blue t-shirts for PE so they didn't go completely see-through, but when they were soaking wet they clung to the skin like any mix of cotton and synthetic fabrics, and everyone could clearly see her nipples poking through. Good times (she didn't get muddy though which was a big shame).

Laura:

Do find a copy of "A Face in the Crowd." It's Lee Remick's first movie, although a silent part. Forward to the drum majorette scene. Wow.

Do watch it to get an idea of what is going on in the States; Bill will know what I mean.

My first crush was on Lysette Anthony in Three up Two down, and I still think she is as sexy as hell today, my other cruch was on Nula Conwell (WPC Viv Martella on the Bill, this was definetly were my thing for uniforms started.