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I have just got a new pair of jodhpurs for getting messy! I will wear them with my blue hunter wellies. Any dares for what i should fill my jodhpurs with and fill my wellies with and how long i should wear the messy attire for? I will post pics of the best/ most popular dare!

Custard is always a good bet, I once put three litres into a pair of skin-tight jodhpurs, it feels great if you walk around a bit. Also I once filled an old pair of riding boots with tinned tomatoes, they are great as you put the boots on and they squash on your feet.
Sadly both done before I had a digital camera, and when I had the time and space to do it. Happy days indeed!!

So no more dares from anyone?

So no more dares from anyone?

Well, if you are wanting something to fill your jodhs with I think you need to buy a good quantity of molasses from your local feed store or farm shop and start to fill them until you have completely brimming, of course you can do the same to your hunters also (I speak from experience when I tell you that this is a lovely sticky experience).

It is then up to you if you want to throw your sticky self on the muck heap to finish it all off!

Be happy

Rich

Will mollases ruin my jods and wellies or does it wash out ok?

Should (like most other sugary based stuff) pretty much dissolve under contact with enough hot water. Can't say whether it'll stain or not.

I have used molasses on several occasions, it washes out of clothes easily, I once covered my trainers in it and it never caused any harm to them but beware of using on bright white clothes as it may leave a darker stain. Beige jods wash out perfectly, you would never know they had got messy.
Search back on some of my previous posts and you will see what I have done in the past. In fact I had a molasses mess yesterday, but I havn't had time to sort out the pictures yet.
Molasses tends to leave a distinctive smell in the air when you wash it off in the shower/bath with warm water, it will disperse totally by the following day,or a lot faster if your bathroom has an extractor fan.(mine hasn't)
Also it doesn't stain the bath/shower, and splashes of it wipe away with warm soapy water easily.

I'd say GO FOR IT, and don't forget to show us some pictures!!!

Edit, erroneous double post

Cheers for the molasses masterclass pony I bought a 25kg bottle of it, which is waiting at Chings for us to play with!!!