50 girls I'd like to splosh

[mr angry]

Hello, I was a bit bored at the weekend and ended up watching a film with Danny DeVito, I cant remember what it was called. The best bit was where Danny enrolled in a creative writing class and the class teacher went round the students asking them what their compositions were entitled.

One of them replied "50 girls I'd like to pork!"

Here's my variation: The first few are in order of preference, then it gets random

1, Kelly Brook
2, Lucy Pinder,
3, Gemma Merna (Carmel in Hollyoaks)
4, Helen Flanagan (Rosie Webster in Corrie)
5, Tess Daly
6, Christine Bleakley (ex One Show)
7, Sophie Howard
8, Gemma Atkinson
9, Cheryl Cole
10, Kimberley Walsh (one fifth of Girls Aloud)
11-15 inclusive, All 5 out of The Saturdays
16, Alesha Dixon,
17, Dannii Minogue
18, Coleen Rooney
19, Alex Jones (Christine Bleakley's replacement on the One Show)
20, Katy Perry
21, Pixie Lott
22, Carol Vorderman
23, Carol Smilie
24, Kate Garraway
25, Liz Hurley
26, Kate Middleton (Prince William's squeeze)
27, Samantha Cameron (Samcam, David Cameron's other half)
28, Sarah Palin (right wing nutter who was vice presidential candidate in the US election)
29, Christina Hendricks (Joan in Mad Men)
30, Alison King(Carla in Coronation Street)
31, Samia Smith(Maria, also in Corrie)
32, Michelle Keegan (Tina in Corrie)
33, Lisa Snowden
34, Kara Tointon (ex-Eastenders)
35, Roxanne Pallet (ex Emmerdale)
36, Nikki Sanderson (ex Corrie & Heartbeat)
37, Alexandra Burke
38, Catherine Jenkins
39, Emily Atack (The Inbetweeners)
40, Lacey Turner (Stacy off Eastenders)
41, Sarah Beeny (some boring channel 4 property programme)
42, Colleen Nolan
43, Emily Proctor (Calleigh in CSI Miami)
44, Eve LaRue (Natalia in CSI Miami)
45, Kirsty Gallagher
46, Alice Goodwin (big busted model quite often in Nuts/Zoo)
47, Diane Oxberry (Does the weather on BBC North West Tonight)
48, A BBC Newsreader who wears glasses (Dont know what she's called)
49, Amira ex of Eastenders(Dont know what the actress was called, Preeya something)
50, HAYLEY - cant miss her off can I?

[BillShipton]

50, HAYLEY - cant miss her off can I?

No you can't, but only 50th? I sense a row brewing!!

Seriously, great list. If we get some more, we'll redo the Splosh Fantasy League. It's about time.

[the_dunker]

No you can't, but only 50th? I sense a row brewing!!

Bill, I'm sure the other 49 are purely to get some practise in so that he's on equal terms with Hayley and give her a sploshing she'll enjoy.

[Bruce]

Gina Bellman

[SimonW]

Definitely some well suitable candidates in that list.

"Rosie Webster" in Corrie (Helen Flanagan) is sooo annoying! The scriptwriters missed an opportunity when she was at the factory and bossed the other women around....should have let them drag her out and tie her up for some serious messy punishment. And they could have brought back Nikki Sanderson's equally irritating character (Candice) to be dealt with at the same time....

(Sad, aren't I, watching Corrie....)

[Big Al]

48, A BBC Newsreader who wears glasses (Dont know what she's called)

You probably mean Kate Silverton, but personally I prefer Natasha Kaplinsky who defected to channel 5!

Kate Silverton

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Natasha Kaplinsky

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[dunktankbabes]

You forgot Abbey Clancy. She came very close to getting dunked a few weeks ago but was pushing the button rather than sitting on the hot seat

[mr angry]

Yes, Kate Silverton, thats the one!

Damn I forgot one or two more as well as Abbey Clancy, Holly Willoughby, Emma Bunton and Amanda Holden!

[JenniferDiaz]

Amira ex of Eastenders(Dont know what the actress was called, Preeya something)

That would be Preeya Kalidas - and I would very much have to agree with you on her inclusion!

[flanderella]

I would give anything to see lovely leggy Alesha Dixon get thoroughly flanned in a Tiswas stylee !
Did anyone one see Gabby Logan on The One Show when Chris Tarrant was on. She took great delight in seeing her co presenter geeting buckets of water thrown over him, really, somebody should have decided that there was a great opportunity to pie Gabby ! Since then I have really wanted to see Gabby get pied, fingers crossed comic relief time.

[Mz_Mess]

I don't have 50 (haven't had enough time to think of that many... yet ;D) but here's my shortlist:

The girls -
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Sophie Dahl
3. Amy Adams
4. Davina McCall
5. Helena Bonham Carter
6. Meg Ryan
7. Joanna Page (Stacey from Gavin & Stacey)
8. Ruth Jones
9. Debbie Harry
10. Paloma Faith

The boys -
1. Tyson Ritter (Lead singer of All American Rejects)
2. Benedict Cumberbatch
3. Martin Freeman
4. Rupert Graves
5. Chris Noth
6. Gerard Butler
7. Johnny Knoxville
8. Bam Margera
9. Matt Smith
10. David Tennant

[paulthepieman]

Wow, that was tough, I thought 50 girls I'd love to Splosh no problem but it doesn't half take some doing, I was stuck for ages in the mid 30s but I got there in the end.

Ideally I'd love to Splosh them at some sort of awards do when they are in all their finary and a mass pie fight can break out.

So here we go in no apparant order, hope you like them.

Paul

The List

1 Lysette Anthony Actress first crush from my youth
2 Linda Lusardi One from my youth still looking great
3 Sally James TISWAS Legend
4 Helen Flanagan
5 Kym Marsh
6 Lucy Pargeter
7 Suzanne Shaw
8 Holly Willoughby
9 Kim Tiddy Formerly the Bill now in Holllyoaks
10 Billie Piper
11 Nicola Roberts
12 Cheryl Cole/Tweedy
13 Charlotte Church
14 Katherine Jenkins
15 Marina Berry Bid TV Hostess
16 Susanna Reid BBC Breakfast News
17 Emma Crosby Ex- GMTV
18 Carol Kirkwood BBC Weather
19 Isabel Lang Sky Weather
20 Rachel Riley Countdown
21 Carol Vorderman
22 Tess Daly
23 Lillia Kopalova Strictly Come Dancing Dancer
24 Andrea McLean Ex GMTV now Loose Women
25 Rebecca Addlington Olympic Swimer
26 Victoria Pendleton Olympic Cyclist
27 Alex Curran WAG – Steven Gerrards Mrs
28 Tina O’Brien
29 Sharon Davies Ex Swimmer
30 Kirsty Gallagher
31 Myleene Klass
32 Natalie Robb Emmerdale’s Moira
33 Verity Rushworth West End Acress formerly Emmerdale’s Donna
34 Roxanne Pallet
35 Sammy Winward
36 Gemma Atkinson
37 Karen Gillen Dr Who
38 Gloria Del Piero MP ex GMTV
39 Pixie Lott
40 Kylie Minogue
41 Katie Price / Jordan
42 Gillian Taylforth Ex Eastenders but divorced husband and lost loads of weight recently
43 Katy Hill Ex Blue Peter now on toothpaste ads
44 Sophie Ellis Bexter
45 Kelly Brook
46 Helen Skelton Blue Peter Action Girl
47 Nell McAndrew
48 Lady Ga Ga
49 Zara Phillips Queens Horsey granddaughter
50 Haley Tamadon Ex Emmerdale and Dancing on Ice.

[orangey]

Amber Rose (Kanye Wests sometime squeeze) in this great dress! Love to see 5 litres of custard go down the top..

[mr angry]

Pie man, if only you could film them at an awards do, dressed up in fantastic outfits...sweeet.

If I was doing this, I think I would have a slow ish build up, showing each girl looking immaculate, then a small incident where one gets a tiny drop of cream on her dress. ( I think I would have about 5 of the girls as waitresses in french maids uniforms and another two as the catering manageresses in tight business type suits)

The girl who has had the cream spilt picks up a pie to throw at the maid and misses.. I think we know how it would develop!

[snake]

I thought at first that 50 was going to be difficult...
...but I've had a most enjoyable evening coming up with my list.... here goes;

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1. Jennifer Tilly
2. Michelle Rodriguez - from Avatar
3. Kelly Brook
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Melanie Sykes
6. Tia Carrera
7. Tyra Banks
8. Mandira Bedi - Bollywood starlet and presenter of the IPL 20-20 (cricket) coverage on ITV
9. Kari Byron - Mythbusters
10. 'Chibi' - lead singer of goth band the Birthday Massacre

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11. Cameron Diaz
12. Billie Piper
13. Eva LaRue - CSI Miami
14. Neve Campbell
15. Lisa Edelstein - Dr.Cuddy in 'House'
16. Natasha Khan - musician
17. Elizabeth Montgomery - Bewitched
18. Vanessa Felito - CSI NY
19. Jeri Ryan - best known as 7of9 from Star Trek Voyager
20. Lucy Lui

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21. Pauley Perrette - NCIS
22. Bjork
23. Denise Van Outen
24. Tia Leoni
25. Sarahjane Honeywell - CBeebies presenter
26. Sophie Aldred - 'ACE' from Dr. Who
27. Veejay Kaur - CBeebies presenter
28. Shappi Khorsandi - comedienne
29. Anna Ryder Richardson - home makeover hottie
30. Tina Barrett - S Club 7

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31. Blondie
32. Lisa Nicole Carson - Ally McBeal
33. Lauren Hill - singer
34. Emily Procter - CSI Miami
35. Jenny Powell
36. L'il Kim - singer
37. Rosie Perez
38. Martina Hingis
39. Jennifer Anniston
40. Konnie Huq

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41. Jennifer Ellison
42. Mila Kunis
43. Shakira
44. Heather Locklear
45. Christina Applegate
46. Sian Lloyd - strangely foxy weather lady
47. Mariella Fostrup
48. Sarah Beeny - property developer with enormous assets
48. Josie Lawrence - comedienne and actress
50. Jordan (circa 2000 - before she became a plastic parody of herself)

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all prime candidates for a good messing...
hope you enjoy the pictures - Google images is a wonderful thing