Due to the situation I am in, I didn't get it messy, only wet and ripped. I hope you are happy with this, as it is all I can do at the moment.
I still had good fun doing this, disguised as Mr.Ed, who is a naughty horse and can get away with more than I can these days!!
Anyway, here are some pictures for your pleasure/amusement/disgust or whatever.
This is the oufit at the start.
Ed decides the shorts are too tight and needs more room in them. (I wish

Time for an early shower
Still more room needed in these lycra shorts!!!
The performance doesn't merit three lions, merely half a lion.
Thats allowed me to cool off, but how much more room do you need in those shorts!!
This was fun, and I was asked to do an England shirt ages ago.
Due to the poor response, and my personal situation, I will not be wrecking the other shirts from the teams that were relegated from the Premiership this year.
The shirts are more fun to wear wet over again, so I will be keeping them (for now).
Until next time, keep sploshing!