Always do as i'm told

[mustbetights]

A few days ago I did a little shopping in a store that likes you to, 'Try something new everyday', so I did......Sausage and mash! An interesting choice of 1st course, having a large appitite, should of bought 2. This went down rather well with 2 tins of baked beans and not to be biased 2 tins of spagehtti. Followed by a toffee cheese cake for afters,......forgot the cream....sorry........must confess I did have my pudding before the first course...always get those 2 mixed up.....anyone for another cake sitting?? Well would you believe it?...... yet another occasion when we have no clean plates or bowls........What a shame.....not to worry we don't stand on grace here, so i'll have to use the tights again....always a big help for tidying up afterwards.....have to invite them around more often!!! Oh, nearly forgot, the tights doubles the thrill when the h'orderves of 18 eggs went in......especilally when they roll down the crotch and legs........but what about the return voyage when the legs are raised and they trickle back!!!!!!!!!....Pity I can't raise my legs so far these days, ( i'm not quite 40) still now i've found a fun exercise i'll try to lift them more often and higher. I do enjoy those little candle light suppers. What other fun can you have for less than a fiver these days, ah yes, perhaps share with a partner!!!!!.............

[Squelch]

Sounds like a fun meal Take care you don't catch those nylons on the naked flame whilst you're doing your splosh exercises. Might take some explaining in casualty

[mustbetights]

Good point well made!! Any naked flames are well out of legs reach!!! Thought about sending an invite to Mrs Bucket!!!