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Here's some of the pics from our trip today back up to Silverdale. The full set will be posted on the next Wamdrogony main site update, when I've got them all properly edited and collated.

Oh, and in case anyone wants to run screaming, this thread is full of trannies.

Sliding down the bank in improper hiking attire.


As it clung to her thighs, how I started to sigh...


Going deeper underground


Um.. I'm looking over a four leaf clover, or something


Some other random song lyric shoved into a caption


I've got big balls, I've got big balls, they're such big balls, they're dirty big..


I'm going to stop now.

MissHelen wrote:Oh, and in case anyone wants to run screaming, this thread is full of trannies.

Oy, this isn't UMD! We welcome cross dressers - even in the pub!

Nice pics, and lovely nether garments, Helen. I look rubbish in a basque!

Spose there aren't going to b too many outdoor pics in the next few months...shame.

Hayley x

Would love to try that mud .

That mud looks so inviting.

Great photos Miss Helen.

Glad you like the pics, what a god day out it was, just what I needed, was not on best form with the camera on this session, will have to practice a bit more.

Yep it is starting to get a tad cold now, not that stopped Miss Helen. Guess we'll have to move back indoors then.

Pass the gunge please!!!!!!

regards

Andy

OOOOOO i love the look of THAT mud, where is Silverdale?

One question in the 3rd piccie is it that deep or are you kneeling?

Would love to take a dive in that. Great piccies, Thanks

Mercedes xx

Nice piccies as always.

When I eventually get to down to sploshworld there will be another thread with a CD in it too. Be afraid! MWAHAHAHAHA.

Who knows, maybe I'll end up at the pub afterwards dressed that way too?

Silverdale is a Miss Helen find, its a great area and I really like fliming their. As for the questions on sinking best let Miss Helen answer them.

As for me only need to go near it to sink, would get stuck and have to get a crane in to get me out... he he he he!!!!

regards

Andy

woops sorry Cedes, I was waffling as usual, Silverdale is inetween Morcambe and Carnforth, should take you their next year, can bring Dids for the experience.

regards

Andy
(again!!! sorry about that...)

Thanks all! Oh, and the full set is now up on the Wamdrogony main site (click my "www" button).

Shocked OOOOOO i love the look of THAT mud, where is Silverdale?

One question in the 3rd piccie is it that deep or are you kneeling?

Silverdale sits on Morecambe Bay in Lancashire. There are places where the quicksand gets deep enough to go all the way under in theory, but in practice you have to cheat (ie kneeling, lying down, curling up into a foetal position etc) in order to get in deep because you naturally float somewhere between waist and chest depth, go deeper and you bob right back up again. The thicker the mud/quicksand, the more you float. Getting out is a matter of rocking back and forth until you're floating on the surface, then swimming/crawling to solid ground. It's a knack, and can be a real panic moment the first few times before you're used to it (which will wear you out and make the whole thing harder), but it's straightforward once you get used to it.

I'll be happy to give anyone a crash course in this if they want to try it for the first time and we can arrange a time. In any case, I would implore anyone heading to this location (or any tidal area) to make sure they're aware of tides and other dangers.

Even though real quicksand won't swallow you up like in a Tarzan movie, there are a number of safety points to be aware of when playing in quicksand. For one thing, keep moving - if all the water drains out you can end up buried in rock solid sand (rare, but it has been known to happen). This spot, being as it is right on/in a river bed, isn't too bad in that respect because there's constantly water flowing through. Even so, when I'm in I'm constantly checking the crust hasn't drained too much to break through.
Another important point is tide times - the tide in Morecambe Bay comes in a fast bore and that in conjunction with the unwary getting caught in the quicksand has claimed many lives over the years - the area is notorious for this and demands respect. Look up the tide times, and aim for times as far away as possible from when the tide's due to come in. On this occasion we got there a couple of hours after the tide turned on the way out, which was perfect.

For all this effort, quicksand is a very rewarding experience, it's like bathing in something which is similtaneously liquid and solid and constantly changing and affords a sensation which I cannot compare to anything else I've ever felt. The fifth pic down is probably the most suggestive image I've ever produced, and for a reason - that ain't no fake orgasm.

Here's some more pics of me risking my neck for kinky thrills.

well, well see what happens when you have a day out with the Wamdrogony experience. my my!!!!!

regards

Andy
(still actuall at Silverdale this is being written by candlelight!!!!! where is Louise Hodges when I need her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

great pics , and yes getting stuck in really deep mud is a panic situation, especially when you are in tidal waters
trying to get out in a panic wears you out real quick, i've never been in mud deeper than waist deep, and that had some solid ground under it, that was at my mud spot on the thames near battersea.

What can I say that hasnt been said already!
You look fabulous Helen.

I am very jealous-and to think I turned down the chance to join you on your trip to Silverdale

Jo

Thanks Laura, Jo!

I've just posted the video of this to our Youtube channel, you can see it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCO4brB3QXc . Because muggins here forgot to take a tripod, poor Andy was left having to film this thing totally handheld so it's a bit shaky - in the end we treated this as a stills and clips shoot rather than a full movie shoot. There's still some good footage there though, including the whole "no fake orgasm" bit in full motion.
Guess we'll just have to go back and do it again sometime to do a full length movie.. ho hum, what a tough business eh?