Something new, a political satire with green slime

[Fred_Gunn]

Hello folks,
Well we have something a little different for you, I hope unique, and probably more appropriate to the UK's recent political scene.

We had this idea during the recent election in the UK, but has taken a little longer than anticipated to edit and upload.

This video has the lovely Miss Heaven Scent as our New Green MP, giving her first public address. You should find a little for everyone in this video, it has:- Political Satire, a Poetease (Gypsy Rose Lee style), some bondage, humiliation, and a very slow sliming ( 9 minutes) with 32 litres of the slipperiest slimeiest green we could find, all finished of with a good wallow in the pool. You may think that this type of treatment is natural justice for all politicians, but I simply could not comment.

This is also the first video shot on our new HD camera, a big improvement on the old cameras, but the download does come in at a whopping 800 mbs for a 19 minute video, so we have produced a standard definition version at a more modest 148 mbs , for those with a restricted download speed.

Oh! and Miss Heaven Scent wanted me to make it plain that there is absolutely no truth in the rumour, that she received any improper payments, or other support from the International Conglomerate of Surgical Appliance Manufacturers, during her recent election campaign.

We have no pretensions at being poets, but have included the script below as it may amuse.

Hello ladies and gentlemen

Thank you for electing me, one of this countrys new green MPs

I am sure that we can all agree, this county needs a sustainable economy

A party with radical new policies, that can defend our ancient democracy

A land in which we will all be free, this surely is the reason you all voted for me
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I promise to be honest unlike those previous fellows

All of my expense claims to you I will freely show,

My parliamentry salary I shall keep extremely low

Although to live on such meager earnings will come as an awful blow
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All of my constituents I shall really try to please

And I shall prove to the electorate I am not tainted by sleaze

Although some secondary employment I will now have to persue

Work in banking and the city, would just never ever do
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Thats why today in this my election address

I must to all of you openly confess

That having purged myself of all excess

My finances are in a bit of a mess
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No cash to spend on my second home

Previous extravagence my bank balance has blown

Bankers once friends, now refuse me a little loan

Saying "sell the house and move to a mobile home"
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My situation is really very dire , as I advertise my services for hire

The only offers of employment that I have yet received, require me to perform a sleazy striptease

But this is the only type of sleaze, that can now earn me an honest wage,

And simple economics mean that, -- I am now forced to strip in front of all of you, on this very stage
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This now raises a new dilema, just how much should I strip or tease

If you my electorate, I really am to please

A little or a lot

Is the dilema I have got
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If I remove too little, you may think that I hide something very rude

Or even worse you may consider me a prigish little prude

But if I remove the lot

Then you'll see everything I have got

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And if I do take it all off, will it make you rush

To be the cause of a stampede would make me blush

But for parliamentry transparency, is everything what you really want to see

Or would you prefer a coy and shyer little me
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Is it better to be a tease

For the multitude to please

Or to be a trifle rude

And go completely nude
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Should I put it to a vote

Now would you all post me a note

And if my nudity should win this election

Could it cause some dreadful insurection
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No it really is a matter for me and only me to choose

Just how much of my clothing I should really lose

So as I now remove this the, final item, it will at last become apparent

That my honesty and integrity are really quite transparent
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And now that I am in the buff

I hope you all think that's enough

What more should a girl have to do, to earn an honest bob or two

As your honourable member, is there any other way for me satisfy all of you
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Now party sponsors offer donations, If I endure some further humiliations

They say that an angry nation, wishes MPs to suffer public condemnation

It seems the sight of my subjugation, could be the cause of public jubilation

And so to please the assembled congregation, I am required to submit to some new degradation
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Some insist that I be bound up, and for my bare bottom to be spanked

Others prefer to have me thrown naked, into a freezing gunge tank

A number wish me buried to the neck in some nasty effluent

And a few think, a tar and feathering would make all MPs repent
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To endure such punishment,

I will more than happily consent

To have my body bruised, and so mercilessly abused

May be the only way that my integrity can be proved
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The harsh treatment of my own choice would have some greener theme

I think that to be chained up and slimed is my most secret erotic dream

Oh what naughty fun, to be helpless and restrained and then slowly slimed all over with a lovely gooey green

ooo! And how very daring to have such intimate moments so plainly seen
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As the slime pours over my head and into my hair

It slides down over my shoulders so very bare

And over each of my pert nipples it starts to sensually ripple

Now down my chest into my navel it slowly trickles, ooo and how equisitely it tickles
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Onward over my tummy and down to my tender parts

Very saucy sensations it really does impart

And while the slime may give me some carnal pleasure

I hope this my gooey humiliation, is a sight that you can all treasure
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As the slime slides down my back and oozes over my shapely bottom

I do hope that none of my green policies will ever get forgotten

Then down my legs and over my feet the slippery stuff continues to creep

But sadly now this greenest of slimings is very nearly complete
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And you can now see all of me, with my green credentials so plain to see

A lovely slimey mess, this naked MP may be

But I am sure there is something on which we can all readily agree

There are other far slimier politicians than than I will ever be
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Fred Gunn
http://www.messytease.com

[Richard]

Lovely pictures and I fully agree with the sentiments but reckon you should sack the poet. The rhymes are good but it just doesn't scan! Whatever happened to that Shakespeare bloke? Is Wordsworth out of work again?

[Fred_Gunn]

Thanks Richard, I agree about the awful poetry, I am more than happy to accept applications for the the job.

Fred Gunn
http://www.messytease.com

[Devo77]

Fantastic pics of "Miss Heaven Scent"! Love the political satire and bondage.

[Pacman]

As a card carrying Green Party member, I approve of this post. Maybe our chances in the next election would increase if the party used this as their party political broadcast

[Fred_Gunn]

I have to admit, I was a little worried about how it might be received by green party supporters. After all politics, sex and religion are the subjects most likely to start a row. I only hope that all green party members can see the humour.

Regards
Fred Gunn
http://www.messytease.com

[LuvWetStockings]

Would love to have seen you slimed IN those clothes! LWS x