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My girl friend came out last night.
She's a bit of a dirty girl, I don't know why I put up with her!

As you can see, she is a bit of a flirt....
no shame

Norman Bates!

With comments like that, I'm not sure I'll go on.

Oh go on...

Well, OK
Since it's you Bill
and you asked so nicely

She loves a full bra - and her fav. filling is / are eggs

Nice and weighty - just what a big boobed girl should be carrying

Sometimes she even squeezes in 6 per cup
What a greedy tart

I'm completely underwhelmed....
No encouragement = no more snaps

Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay just a little while longer? Just for talk?

Phantom, you say the nicest things...

So after the bra is filled - it's time for the panties.
Nice pink cotton ones.
Plenty of room down the back for 4 eggs

Actually I was quoting Norman Bates from the film Psycho. Have you seen it? It's about this guy who dresses up as his mother and talks to himself.

Only 'messing around' though - please continue with your thread/pics/description ... don't let my silly jokes stop you from sharing your fun messy session with everyone else. I really was only kidding about.

Phantom

Sorry Phantom - I missed the joke - and I am a big Hitchcock / film fan too!

On with the show.......

Arggh!!! That's a little more than I needed to see, Matt. I hope you'll excuse me as I exit this thread and go off in search of messy pussies and tits.

Good luck with the rest of it!

Phantom

love the 'nest egg'