phone lines

[bigmess]

me and my partner have noticed that there dose not seem to be any phone lines for wam. For every other fetish you can phone or text people, is there any? its better sploshing if you have been told what to do we have found!

[BillShipton]

We have been offered the chance to do phone lines in the past and turned them down cos they rip off the customers (they are very expensive!). Also having read stories in magazines about blokes in call centres texting dirty messages to 30 people at a time (who believe they are talking to a 'lonely housewife') we are put off still further.

However if you have the money and don't mind the fact that it is almost certainly not real then we'd consider it.

What do other people think?

[DecadentDoll]

The texting i think is horrendous, but dirty splosh phone chats could be interesting!

[easy_as_]

Surely a cynical call centre worker male or female would be too serious about it if they weren't into the fetish themselves . . . . the very thought of discussing it makes me laugh . . . . . and that's what makes is sexy to me.

The thought that some po-faced woman might talk about whatever messy fantasy I had that night, with little enthusiasm, is a passion killer.

Unless you could vet them at a sploshing interview . . . . or just get them pissed before every shift . . . . . then of course everything is funny ! Not sure if employment laws would come into action here . . . !!!!!

I can just see the headline . . . .

"Worker sues for alcoholism after being encouraged to drink at work ! "

[DecadentDoll]

Surely a cynical call centre worker male or female would be too serious about it if they weren't into the fetish themselves . . . . the very thought of discussing it makes me laugh . . . . . and that's what makes is sexy to me.

The thought that some po-faced woman might talk about whatever messy fantasy I had that night, with little enthusiasm, is a passion killer.

Unless you could vet them at a sploshing interview . . . . or just get them pissed before every shift . . . . . then of course everything is funny ! Not sure if employment laws would come into action here . . . !!!!!

I can just see the headline . . . .

"Worker sues for alcoholism after being encouraged to drink at work ! "

Well..... i would imagine that if splosh were to do it, then girls like myself would man the phonelines

[BillShipton]

God, a Phone DD Messy Hotline would jam the nation's switchboards!

Bill

[easy_as_]

God, a Phone DD Messy Hotline would jam the nation's switchboards!

Bill

Indeed . . . . . . Jam, Syrup, Rice Pudding, Custard, Egg . . . . . . .


I should have realised that it would be Splosh Girls doing the phone lines ! Silly me !

So, whose on the roster ?

DD, Hayley, Gilly ? . . . . and that's just for the guys to ring !
Who's volounteering for the male voices for the girls to ring ?
Bill ?

[DecadentDoll]

There's no way I could take the morning shift, it'd be evening time for me!

Hehe i bet there'd be a few guys willing to go on the phone for the ladies

[dirtydids]

Nearly fell off my crutches laughing at this thread so far.

Gawd only knows some of the things Mercedes might come out with and i would love to have a go with DD and Hayley

[Hayley]

Delighted you'd like to have a go with me, Did. Are we still talking about phone lines?

I reckon DD would do the late show into the early hours. I'm sure Mercedes would be good too. I've got a silly squeaky voice, but would love to do texts! Anyway....must get on. Having a rubbish day.

Hayley x

[andy250]

This would just end up in a wam, splsoh / razzle romp moment I can see it happening, DD would start getting out of control, Hayley would get a bit moist over DD, then cedes would be going nuts with all the food and muck.

Dids would start getting giddy over Cedes, then it would just go into complete meltdown!!!!!

You could send the cleaning bill, to Bill!!!!! (sorry sad gag!!!!)

regards

Andy
(why did this never happen in my office!!!)

[josie]

I think thi8s is a great idea, i agree with Bill about the premium rate crap charges, thats out of order, but if it could be done fairly and without ripping off the comsumer then why the hell not? They have spanking/bondage/etc etc lines, strange thing though, this guy (from nowhere) pmed me on another forum (not a sploshy one) and asked if i would like to join his porn site. I wont tell you what i said, only that the second word was OFF.

[valdoesitdirty]

Hi Guyz

I do have a TXT number, but it is expensive. I have had 3 wammers txt me so far, and all have had replies FROM ME personally. I could have it set up so some random person answers it, but what bloody fun would that be !

Big Hugz Val x x x x

P.S. I would man/woman a txt line, but I don't do mornings.....lol

[BillShipton]

Perhaps with Val's help we'll look into trying to find a way to do this at a sensible rate. I suspect though that with the phone company wanting to make money as well as the texter/chatter that it will still be expensive.