Jo's UNSEEN 1999 Film to Download at Splosh! Greatest Hits
Posted: 19 Jun 2010, 11:52Hi
What an excellent find! One of the best slapstick comedy performers in wet and messy entertainment Jo Bache stars a two part film made in 1999 and BEING SEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME at http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. Made for a video that never appeared, we rediscovered the rushes, converted them to digital for editing and now you can enjoy this very funny film at last.
In Food & Drink (aka Screwed & Drunk) Jo plays the Jilly Goulden-style presenter of a TV show recommending wine and food for a party. Dressed in a wide shouldered silky blouse and skirt, (un)fortunately she gets a carried away sampling the wines, beers and spirits and winds up completely plastered (in every sense!). Stumbling, falling-down drunk, Miss Bache succeeds in squirting herself with champagne and lager, hosing herself down (inside and outside her clothes) with a soda syphon, sobering herself up with a bucket of iced water, before pouring the lot over herself once again and that's just Part 1!
In Part 2, Jo still pissed as the proverbial newt from Part 1, shows us her selection of party food. Decorum has disappeared along with her sobriety, and soon she is plastering handfuls of chocolate mousse all over herself, coating herself in cream, pouring custard over her head and filling her lacy bra and panties with rice pudding. Then she decorates her lovely long legs (so good they now have their own website!) in spray cream before massaging it into her stockinged toes. For a finale, now naked and upset that none of the viewers want to give her a creamy cuddle, she makes herself a huge cream pie and hits herself in the face with it.
But what makes this two-parter genuinely entertaining is Jo's performance. She is a natural clown and, as well as getting herself soaked and messed, shows a natural gift for funny facial expressions and even does some great prat falls! The stills here really don't begin to do her act justice.
Food & Drink Part 1 (12 mins and just $3) and Part 2 (15 mins and $5) are both available to download now! Although Part 1 is fully clothed and wet, true fans of comedy slapstick will agree that Jo's performance makes it well worth getting both bits.
After the football, we all need cheering up and this is just the film to do it!
For more pictures, details, history and director's tips about the films (like whether Jo really was pissed by the end!) go to http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com .
Bill and Hayley
What an excellent find! One of the best slapstick comedy performers in wet and messy entertainment Jo Bache stars a two part film made in 1999 and BEING SEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME at http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. Made for a video that never appeared, we rediscovered the rushes, converted them to digital for editing and now you can enjoy this very funny film at last.
In Food & Drink (aka Screwed & Drunk) Jo plays the Jilly Goulden-style presenter of a TV show recommending wine and food for a party. Dressed in a wide shouldered silky blouse and skirt, (un)fortunately she gets a carried away sampling the wines, beers and spirits and winds up completely plastered (in every sense!). Stumbling, falling-down drunk, Miss Bache succeeds in squirting herself with champagne and lager, hosing herself down (inside and outside her clothes) with a soda syphon, sobering herself up with a bucket of iced water, before pouring the lot over herself once again and that's just Part 1!
In Part 2, Jo still pissed as the proverbial newt from Part 1, shows us her selection of party food. Decorum has disappeared along with her sobriety, and soon she is plastering handfuls of chocolate mousse all over herself, coating herself in cream, pouring custard over her head and filling her lacy bra and panties with rice pudding. Then she decorates her lovely long legs (so good they now have their own website!) in spray cream before massaging it into her stockinged toes. For a finale, now naked and upset that none of the viewers want to give her a creamy cuddle, she makes herself a huge cream pie and hits herself in the face with it.
But what makes this two-parter genuinely entertaining is Jo's performance. She is a natural clown and, as well as getting herself soaked and messed, shows a natural gift for funny facial expressions and even does some great prat falls! The stills here really don't begin to do her act justice.
Food & Drink Part 1 (12 mins and just $3) and Part 2 (15 mins and $5) are both available to download now! Although Part 1 is fully clothed and wet, true fans of comedy slapstick will agree that Jo's performance makes it well worth getting both bits.
After the football, we all need cheering up and this is just the film to do it!
For more pictures, details, history and director's tips about the films (like whether Jo really was pissed by the end!) go to http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com .
Bill and Hayley
, thats what its really like to be comically pissed! 
