What the what?!

As I'm discovering, there is one benefit to my new job requiring me to get up at half 6; I can remember my (generally insane) dreams far more clearly. For example, last night's dream included:
-Kyrgyzstan (a country I have never visited, that I have no wish to visit, and where everyone mysteriously spoke English)
-Messy Jessie
-The starship Enterprise (which was suspiciously like a train)
-Comic Relief
-a bookshop which changed layout whenever I turned my back
-several buckets of gunge
-Alton Towers
-a WAM convention
I seriously need to stop eating before I go to bed.
-Kyrgyzstan (a country I have never visited, that I have no wish to visit, and where everyone mysteriously spoke English)
-Messy Jessie
-The starship Enterprise (which was suspiciously like a train)
-Comic Relief
-a bookshop which changed layout whenever I turned my back
-several buckets of gunge
-Alton Towers
-a WAM convention
I seriously need to stop eating before I go to bed.