The Splosh UK Forum

based on the rubbish that is snog marry avoid, i would be very interested for fellow wammers to add to a list of products that are ok to be covered in, used intimately, and avoided. especially the avoids, this may be of some use to those inquisitive of what is and isnt ok.
whilst everyone has preferences, please dont just write, dung cos its gross, thats opinion which some may or may not share.
recent experiences, have led me (and painfully messyman lol), to write avoid intimate use of peanut butter, it dries really quickly and is painful to remove, and from his point of view, avoid any ragu type sauces that are overlly garlic, it stings..., apparantly, and not in the nice way that mustard does.
so, feel free to add to what to, and what and where not to use......

Love to use chocolate cake batter for over, chocolate bars or sauce for 'up', and I tend to avoid savoury things - despite the fact that I love using them, sploshing with savoury turns my girlfriend's stomach!

OVER: Love treacle, chocolate custard or cream and thay all wash off easily.

UP: Mars bars, chocolate eclairs or cream eggs are great. They look good taste good and clean up is easy.

AVOID: Savoury / Chilli sauses as they burn. Also avoid gunge that is difficult to remove. Things like gloss paint, motor grease, soft cooking lard and thick flour & water mixes. They all look great but it will take hours or even days to totally remove! Belive me, at my stag party over 30 years ago I was stripped naked and my wedding tackle was blackened with paint.