The Splosh UK Forum

Having watched "Britain's Got (no) Talent"over the weekend, did anyone else notice a number of "fetish" acts? In the actual first show there was Gravy Wrestling, followed by a "still to come" advert showing a lady in a latex/bondage bug suit (as seen on YouTube) and three people in zentai suits! Whatever next ?

Bet they'll get voted off and the piss taken out of them though!

In the German version they had female mud wrestlers

jonn wrote:In the German version they had female mud wrestlers

Definite improvement over the UK version!

I can't really say Jo, I don't think I've ever watched Britains Got Talent! Maybe if they're interesting enough they'll get voted in...but Joe Public quite often tends to angle for anything and everything they've already seen a thousand times before

The bug outfit got a mention over on Rubberpal where their reaction was similar to Bill's along with a bit of a "How dare rubber cheapen itself by being on a talent show!" attitude. They are a bit like that there. They disapprove of Cheryl Cole wearing rubber cos she's not really into it, and Rhianna's catsuit cos it is 'stage-friendly' rubber (ie material backed). I don't agree.

I love tacky television and the more fetishy it becomes the better! As for the fetishes themselves, I think they should embrace anything like that. Why shouldn't fetish look fun on a Saturday night show rather than just being something weird people only do in members-only clubs or at home. So sploshing, rubber bug outfits, big busty strippers - that's a yes from me.

Hayley (a sort of sweary Amanda Holden)

What that show really needs is a few people to go on that show and have a big pie fight,with an initial pretense of singing (someone who can sing) then a couple of stooges come on with a trolley full of pies each.

That would be worth watching.

I must admit that I only watch it to leer at Amanda Holded and fantasise about what I'd pour down her knickers.

I think I have to agree with Haley on this one - no such thing as bad press! You'll always get people who take the piss - bugger 'em - they're either to dumb or ignorant to understand. Nice to see people just having fun with it!

Simon Cowell tends to like the scantily-clad women contestants, no matter how bad they are, so a few more rubber enthusiasts wouldn't go amiss!

brick wrote:Simon Cowell tends to like the scantily-clad women contestants, no matter how bad they are, so a few more rubber enthusiasts wouldn't go amiss!

He has a big thing for black gals - but he's keen on any gal scantily clad - aren't we all!

orangey wrote:

brick wrote:Simon Cowell tends to like the scantily-clad women contestants, no matter how bad they are, so a few more rubber enthusiasts wouldn't go amiss!

He has a big thing for black gals - but he's keen on any gal scantily clad - aren't we all!

Piers Moron seems to hate the women who wear very little!

Hayley should definitely audition next year!

Tonight's speciality fetish - Shakespeare with Spanking on Britains got more talent!

Never really watch this, caught a bit last weekend, to me the highlight was that bloke whose act consisted of belching loudly

Was that not Simon Cowell's bouncer?

Having a bit of a boozy weekend so missed this last night. Did see a great (and very gay) couple singing and dancing their version of Don't Stop Me Now at our pub karaoke which was top. I like the idea of the spanking Shakespeare though We should do a pieing version!