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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

Doesn't strike me as the nicest birthday present a small child could ever get - but hey, maybe I'm out of touch. Maybe stalking has taken over from texting and Facebook as the new big thing.

(Although I can;t help wondering if this is a hoax. Lots of hits on news pages on the internet.... but no clue as to how you'd hire him even if you lived there.....)

My missus told me about it, what parent in their right mind would want their child stalked by that?

He would probably terrify most adults let alone kids.

asdamax wrote:My missus told me about it, what parent in their right mind would want their child stalked by that?

He would probably terrify most adults let alone kids.

I was just thinking the same thing when I clicked on the link. He SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME!!!

There are only ten words that describe this.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG


Oh, I forgot . . . . . FFS

Sick, Sick, Sick!

I'm no child lover but I can't imagine a parent would do that to their own offsprings.

btw, re the other story on that page; as a resident of Southampton I'd like to assure everyone that it was NOT my cock stuck in the metal tube in Southampton even though I do live close to the General Hospital and the Redbridge firestation.

I can't think of any parents who'd do that to their little ones...

This got me thinking, is anyone familiar with the Live Action Roleplaying game Assassin? Basically you have an assassin and a victim, the assassin has to track the victim and 'assassinate' him, usually using a fake weapon like a plastic sword or somesuch. The idea is that it can take place at any time in any place (though sometimes restrictions are pre agreed), so is mostly played at university since they the only people who can get away with this kind of thing.

Anyway, I thought it'd be quite cool to play this, but having a sploshy assassination, like a pie in the face or even a bucket of gunge for the particularly adventurous (considering you don't know when or where it's coming!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29