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Hello to all of you who like girls playing in manure

MuddyModels still is alive You can take this literally, because I suffered from a heart attack 2 months ago but now I´m o.k. again. And I have good news for you: There is a new MuddyModel called "Josy", who is very keen on doing shootings in cow dung and manure and who is willing to fulfill several wishes some of you mentioned in 2009:
- she has got a video equipment that we can use for making films; she even has acted in a movie and thus has no problem acting in manure movies
- it is o.k by her getting her hair completely covered in cow dung or manure, she even thinks of submerging completely
- she will undress to reveal her boobs getting dirty in cow dung

Another good news: "Our" manure pit is full again, the cows are back

I added a pic of "Josy" (taken after she played on a heap of horse manure in a riding stable) and hope you like her and will order some shootings

Heiko of MuddyModels

P.S.: And don´t forget about "Gretchen", who also still is in our team

I'm afraid with your heart attack. I hope you have recovered from it as good as possible.
Great that you continue to make shootings this year. I'm still interrested also in videos. Josy looks nice like the other girls from last years. I look forward to the new shootings 2010.

Dude,
Sorry to hear about your heart attack - make sure you take it easy!!

Josy is cute, though!! Can't wait to see the results...

Wow still not put off even after a heart attack!!

I have questions about this. Is it safe of are you likely to get ill after a session in cow manure?

The reason I ask is I'd like to be fully submerged in a pit of cow manure as i grew up working on farms and having read this it reminded me of when I was a kid wanting to fall in and struggle in one of these pits(Of course I'd like to be able to get out though after!) and i thought I was the only one who thought like this!!

Nina, I'd refer you back to the comments I made here in response to some ribbing about why I don't want even mud near my mouth, ears, nose or eyes.

can't wait Heiko...

Thank you for your answers I really am astonishing healthy after my heart attack - healthier than ever... I lost 10 kg of weight and my heart only kept a small scar on it´s surface. The doc said it is like a 100-cylinder-engine where 3 cylinders lost their spark plugs - the remaining 97 won´t notice that they have to move the three "dead" ones... I have to be careful of what I eat, of how often I move my body and of not having to deal with stress. And - as you can imagine - taking fotographs of nice girls wallowing in manure is very relaxing and in addition makes you move your body Best medicine for weak hearts

I think "Josy", "Gretchen" and I will make our next CDCD these days (the wheather´s still a bit cold...) and than show you examples here on the forum, so that you can decide to order And we still keep the offer of doing custom shoots on your request.

Our homepage is still under construction. It´s my fault - afte returning home from hospital I managed to forget to contact the guy who builds the site several times. Meanwhile I fear he gets angry - so (as I think he reads in this forum here): Sorry Ian!!

@Nina - none of the muddymodels ever was harmed by swimming in cow dung, but we have no experience what happens if one submerges completely...

Heiko of Muddymodels

I would love to see one of your models messy dressed in a sexy tight velour tracksuit if possible!

Claymore_wam wrote:Nina, I'd refer you back to the comments I made here in response to some ribbing about why I don't want even mud near my mouth, ears, nose or eyes.

Yes read that and now a little put off by the idea if I'm honest. Did have an idea for a film coming to mind before though. Where sexy girl(me )gets caught by farmers making out with a guy in one of their barns then taken to a slurry pit and thrown in the teach her a lesson and so on...

NINA wrote:

Claymore_wam wrote:Nina, I'd refer you back to the comments I made here in response to some ribbing about why I don't want even mud near my mouth, ears, nose or eyes.

Yes read that and now a little put off by the idea if I'm honest. Did have an idea for a film coming to mind before though. Where sexy girl(me )gets caught by farmers making out with a guy in one of their barns then taken to a slurry pit and thrown in the teach her a lesson and so on...

Don't know about manure (that's beyond what we do), but I've had models do full face and head coverage with riverbank clay and never come to any harm. And we're talking total coverage, and invariably having to spit some out! And the human race did survive for millions of years with no knowledge of hygiene whatsoever. So I don't think every close encounter with mucky stuff is likely to be lethal, unless you've already got a weakened immune system or allergy to something in the substance.

It'd be interesting to see a comparison with other everyday risks. About 8 people a day die on our roads (3000-odd a year), but we as a society consider that a fair price for having cars. Lots of people worry about train or plane crashes, some are even too terrified to fly, yet by far the biggest risk of death is in the taxi to the railway station or airport, even moreso if the passenger has to actually cross a road at any point.

And ISTR far more people die in accidents at home than do so at work or outside. But humans as a species are incredibly bad at estimating these kinds of risks. We evolved to accurately gauge the threat from lions and tigers (and bears), not the statistical risks of mass transport, or mud-wallowing for fun. Though we'd probably still be reasonably good at realising that wallowing in a watering hole full of alpha predators might not be such a good idea...

Glad to hear Heiko is OK!