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As many of you know I'm into many different things as well as WAM and for the last 3 monthes I've been Demo Bunny at a once a month fetish party in Wales and last night I got talking to the couple who organise these wonderful events and they were telling me they don't have many new demos planned for the future so wanted to pick my kinky brain and of course I had a few ideas and one was a Splosh demo which they seemed interested in but had no idea what splosh was all about so I did my best to explain. This now has a very possible chance of happening so I thought I'd come here and ask my fellow WAM friends for idea's for my Demo and if anyone would be willing to help out. It'll probably be outside and I'd love some of you to come along to this very nice and private venue for your support and to join in too as I feel most of the regulars wouldn't get it at all and just think we're nuts(ok they already know I'm nuts so that's no problem)

Anyway at the moment nothing is decided but I'd love to get some good idea's the demo's normally last about 30 mins and I kind of want to make it look like its not just throwing/pouring food over people(even though it is! LOL)

Ok over to you lets hear your thoughts.

I think Bill’s the master advisor on this issue, (so I hope I don’t tread on his shoes) but if I was doing the demo, I would use the basic training philosophy of tell them what you are going to do, show them and then tell them what you have just done.

I think as well you would start with the basics about what it’s like, what foods are good/bad/problematic etc.

Then move into a (loosely) scripted sketch, such as ‘will/they or won’t they’, restaurant type scene or a parody of an advert (M&S food springs to mind). The more humour you put into it, I think people will enjoy the spectacle rather than throwing/pouring food over people element.

If it is a fetish party, will a set of stocks be available for use? This would allow someone to be gunged and/or pied whilst being restrained by the stocks. As this would tie in with the fetish element (naughty sub), but would also help people to relate to what they may have seen at fates/fairs etc.

I would probably also consider audience participation, in throwing pies etc. You would however, have to consider the type of audience to make sure the response was not OTT.

At the end you would need to summarise what you had done and why. Ensuring that the person(s) who were gunged were able to say why they liked it and take questions from the audience.

I trust this has given you some ideas.

Brgds Rod

I think, to make it work, you'd have to have a GG experienced splosher. Most of the people there are probably more likely to get the idea if they see it being done with/to a GG rather that a CD (speaking as one CD to another).

You'd need to work out a routine beforehand that 'demonstrated' all the 'standard techniques'. (e.g. sitting in stuff, splatting on the arse/fanny/boobs, tights filling) etc. <need to work out some more intro here>

Doing it like the 19th century American pill salesmen or circus ringmasters could be good too. "Roll up, roll up to see the most amazing, the most astonishing, the most sensual, sexy and above all certainly the most fun demonstration of kink known to mankind..." etc.

"So, ladies and gentlemen, she already has warm slippery custard all over her tits. See how the shiny, slimy goo has seeped through her tight-fitting top making it cling to them but 'is that enough?', I hear you ask - well, no, of course it isn't. Next, she lifts up her skirt to reveal those cute little panties, ladies and gentleman. Marvel at her delightful arse which you can see through those sheer tights but, what's this? ... a jug full of eggs, you say? Well yes it is and so, ladies and gentleman, I pull back the figure-hugging wasteband of the tights and ... in they go. There, you can see them as they descend to the place that we all want to be at don't we ladies and gentleman!? ...and talking of that place, see her turn around and lift the front of her skirt and now marvel at how this fresh bowl of custard slides down inside the front of her tights - see it, see it - until it, too, has reached that magical place."

"But, what's that you say, Ladies and Gentlemen, you want us to make an egg custard? Why, that's easy, we already have the eggs down the arse and the custard down the fanny so all I have to do is place my hand here where they meet and gently yet firmly caress the area to ensure that they are thorougly mixed. See now, ladies and gentleman how she seems to really enjoy the process. It's certainly no trifling matter ... and talking of trifles, I happen to have one here on this chair. I take the volunteer, thus, position her over it, thus and, using only my powers of persuasion through my eyes, I have only to nod and slowly, slowly she decends into it. See how it squishes slowly between her thighs and note the distant look in her eye and that smile, ladies and gentleman - that all-knowing smile that tells you what's going on in her mind. Marvel at how I take the creamy custard from between her legs and start to slowly smear it all over her thighs ..." etc.

If they don't get the point after that then they probably shouldn't be at a private club!

Of course, for this to work, you need a pretty willing GG volunteer and that could be the stumbling block but at least it's the start of an idea for you, anyway. You'll probably need to rehearse that a couple of times with your sexy volunteer in private!

Oooh - just had another brainwave. If you had to resort to being the only one in the demo, you could pre-record that speech beforehand and play it back at the event, self-sploshing the action to match the voice of the salesman. That might actually work quite well as you could deliberately overact the facial expressions at the right moment, for comic effect. You'd probably have more control over it than if you had someone else with you, though I still suspect that most people there would 'get it' better if the splosh target were a GG.

I'd definitely suggest putting a comedy slant on your demo, Nina - messy fun and comedy go hand in hand.

How about the old chestnut where the 'victim' thought they were coming to some sort of job interview or training session. They had no idea they were going to be in a messy demo, and they're wearing their best clothes. They can ham up annoyance as their clothes and hair get destroyed by goo.

Just one of many possible ideas,

Phantom

ps - and good luck with it and be sure to let us know how it goes

That's probably ok for "those in the know" who are already into Sploshing and know that it's a set-up act but this is a demo to introduce the concept to those who've not come across it before so the audience might think she's really not expecting it, which would tend not to endear you to them and give completely the wrong message about consensuality and fun too.

Rod5210 wrote:I think Bill’s the master advisor on this issue, (so I hope I don’t tread on his shoes) but if I was doing the demo, I would use the basic training philosophy of tell them what you are going to do, show them and then tell them what you have just done.

I think as well you would start with the basics about what it’s like, what foods are good/bad/problematic etc.

Then move into a (loosely) scripted sketch, such as ‘will/they or won’t they’, restaurant type scene or a parody of an advert (M&S food springs to mind). The more humour you put into it, I think people will enjoy the spectacle rather than throwing/pouring food over people element.

If it is a fetish party, will a set of stocks be available for use? This would allow someone to be gunged and/or pied whilst being restrained by the stocks. As this would tie in with the fetish element (naughty sub), but would also help people to relate to what they may have seen at fates/fairs etc.

I would probably also consider audience participation, in throwing pies etc. You would however, have to consider the type of audience to make sure the response was not OTT.

At the end you would need to summarise what you had done and why. Ensuring that the person(s) who were gunged were able to say why they liked it and take questions from the audience.

I trust this has given you some ideas.

Brgds Rod

A good idea about the stocks as I do know for some and have long fancied doing a stocks gunging.

Thanks for taking the time to reply I think what you say is sound advice

Claymore_wam wrote:I think, to make it work, you'd have to have a GG experienced splosher. Most of the people there are probably more likely to get the idea if they see it being done with/to a GG rather that a CD (speaking as one CD to another).

You'd need to work out a routine beforehand that 'demonstrated' all the 'standard techniques'. (e.g. sitting in stuff, splatting on the arse/fanny/boobs, tights filling) etc. <need to work out some more intro here>

Doing it like the 19th century American pill salesmen or circus ringmasters could be good too. "Roll up, roll up to see the most amazing, the most astonishing, the most sensual, sexy and above all certainly the most fun demonstration of kink known to mankind..." etc.

"So, ladies and gentlemen, she already has warm slippery custard all over her tits. See how the shiny, slimy goo has seeped through her tight-fitting top making it cling to them but 'is that enough?', I hear you ask - well, no, of course it isn't. Next, she lifts up her skirt to reveal those cute little panties, ladies and gentleman. Marvel at her delightful arse which you can see through those sheer tights but, what's this? ... a jug full of eggs, you say? Well yes it is and so, ladies and gentleman, I pull back the figure-hugging wasteband of the tights and ... in they go. There, you can see them as they descend to the place that we all want to be at don't we ladies and gentleman!? ...and talking of that place, see her turn around and lift the front of her skirt and now marvel at how this fresh bowl of custard slides down inside the front of her tights - see it, see it - until it, too, has reached that magical place."

"But, what's that you say, Ladies and Gentlemen, you want us to make an egg custard? Why, that's easy, we already have the eggs down the arse and the custard down the fanny so all I have to do is place my hand here where they meet and gently yet firmly caress the area to ensure that they are thorougly mixed. See now, ladies and gentleman how she seems to really enjoy the process. It's certainly no trifling matter ... and talking of trifles, I happen to have one here on this chair. I take the volunteer, thus, position her over it, thus and, using only my powers of persuasion through my eyes, I have only to nod and slowly, slowly she decends into it. See how it squishes slowly between her thighs and note the distant look in her eye and that smile, ladies and gentleman - that all-knowing smile that tells you what's going on in her mind. Marvel at how I take the creamy custard from between her legs and start to slowly smear it all over her thighs ..." etc.

If they don't get the point after that then they probably shouldn't be at a private club!

Of course, for this to work, you need a pretty willing GG volunteer and that could be the stumbling block but at least it's the start of an idea for you, anyway. You'll probably need to rehearse that a couple of times with your sexy volunteer in private!

I loved this reply and even felt slightly turned on reading it(should I say that? ) So any sexy willing real girls wanting to be my assistant let me know and we'll find somewhere to have a practice or any guys who want me to be the sexy assistant get in touch too.

Phantom wrote:I'd definitely suggest putting a comedy slant on your demo, Nina - messy fun and comedy go hand in hand.

How about the old chestnut where the 'victim' thought they were coming to some sort of job interview or training session. They had no idea they were going to be in a messy demo, and they're wearing their best clothes. They can ham up annoyance as their clothes and hair get destroyed by goo.

Just one of many possible ideas,

Phantom

ps - and good luck with it and be sure to let us know how it goes

Yes that would work too. if it goes ahead I'll post here and anyone wanting to come along to the private invite only party can send me a message.

NINA wrote:I loved this reply and even felt slightly turned on reading it(should I say that? )

I was getting turned on thinking about it as I wrote it!

However, I can't believe I wrote "wasteband" - what a dipstick! Makes her sound like a brown-field development site just off a town centre! I meant, of course, waistband! (Oh the shame of it etc...!)

Claymore_wam wrote:Doing it like the 19th century American pill salesmen or circus ringmasters could be good too. "Roll up, roll up to see the most amazing, the most astonishing, the most sensual, sexy and above all certainly the most fun demonstration of kink known to mankind..." etc.

"So, ladies and gentlemen, she already has warm slippery custard all over her tits. See how the shiny, slimy goo has seeped through her tight-fitting top making it cling to them but 'is that enough?', I hear you ask - well, no, of course it isn't....."

That is a truly fantastic concept for a Splosh demo - bravo!

Bill should film someone doing this one, variations on it could become the "Standard Intro To Splosh No5"!

Just looking through my old posts and I guess some people may have wondered what happened with my planned demo. Well the guy that runs the club wasn't keen on the mess inside and didn't want neighbours to see us outside in the end but I'll still keep on and hopefully it will happen in the end. I'll let you know if things change

Hi Nina.
To put some fun in it would be a great way to start and finish,a demonstration on how to give a perfect custard pie perhaps being scored by the audience.
Another thought maybe to get a buxom Domme to push someones head into a big wooden bucket of Mud repeatedly.Of course some mud wrestling is always worth a thought.
The stocks idea is great too to just have to take pies ect from any one who fancies it(with some control obviously).
Main thing is I hope it goes ahead.
Kind Regards.
Sarah Jane.