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last night i thought i'd give a self clean toilet a run for its money,
i got all dressed up and took 10 liters of baked beans to the local park a few streets away, as i walked along i poured some inside my dress to get things sensual, i was only wearing a bra and thong under it as it wasn't too cold out
any way i got to the self clean toilet and went in and had a good old messy session, baked beans every where, in my hair in my shoes saturated my dress with them, and the floor was really squished in
i walked out and let it run its self clean, entered again and it was as if nothing had happened, cool

i'm wondering what they use to clean the toilet with on auto, wondering if its a good idea to try and stay inside the toilet on self clean?

has anyone done or tried this?
i think its a mixture of floor pressure sensors and optical sensors that do it tell the bog its empty

Sounds like it might be fun - I've often thought about going through a car wash, I can imagine it might be a similar experience!

If thats the case, it might be possible to trick the toilet into thinking there's no one there by standing off the floor - on the toilet seat or something. Optical sensors wise...I guess not moving until it goes off might work?

I went through a car wash a few weeks ago...




















Only I was in my Ford Mondeo!!!

I have a vague recollection that early models of the self-cleaning toilet actually tipped the whole insides over at 90 degrees during the cleaning process with very high pressure jets so that it drained down correctly before being rotated back into place. Not sure whether that's still the case but, even if it's not, you wouldn't want to be inside as it would still be dangerous. (High pressure jets at close range can do a lot of damage to you!)

yes it does look like the floors rotate, might see if a camera will go in somewhere
and yeah, high pressure wouldn't be great
+ any chemicals in the water

Just make sure the camera is waterproof.

It uses steam. Don't try it

Yes, that would make sense. Definitely not recommended!