The Splosh UK Forum

Dont know about anyone else on here but when you are having an average sort of day, and let's face it, a lot are (a bit Samuel Beckett here) I sometimes look out for splosh targets!

Yesterday was one such day but was unexpectedly enlivened by a routine visit to the Nat West in Stockport at lunch time. They have a sort of podium thing where you go in and the customer service staff wait there for people to ask questions about standing orders and so on. I was in the queue, idly glancing around when this girl who I had'nt seen at the branch before turned up on the customer services section. In a word, she jumped straight into the Angry all time great fantasy splosh target list!!

She was a pretty blonde in her early 20s, nicely made up, her hair tied back in a pony tail, she was'nt very tall, around 5'2 ish, and had an amazing figure, probably about a size 10/12, very curvy, in all the right places and busty, I would guess about an E. She was wearing the Nat West uniform ,which looked a bit tight and she had the jaket fastened, which made it cling to her figure, the skirt was also stretched across her pert bum and the outfit was completed by real killer heels, black stilettos with what looked like 5 inch heels.

I just could'nt take my eyes off her and my warped mind began to imagine slamming pies into her face, pouring beans over her head, putting her on the desk with her legs in the air and pouring a bucket of custard up her skirt

I seem to have a thing about office/building society/bank girls dont I?

damn, just remembered I have to set up a standing order, I'll just have to go again Monday wont I!

A few years ago the local Abbey National (now Santander) held a Bath of Beans event for comic relief outside its branch in town, Despite standing next to the bath for up to two hours the very attractive counter girl in very smart uniform did not get one bean on her. How frustrating was that !

mr angry wrote:damn, just remembered I have to set up a standing order,

Sounds like a good double entendre there mr angry. enjoy your trip back to the bank ..just dont stare at her for too long

I used to work for Dior not so long ago and whilst i was on a conference in Birmingham, i "spilt" a whole jug of water down my tight uniform...my regional manager nearly lept out of his seat, his eyes all wide and he was ahem...visibly excited!

My mind immediatly jumped to Closet Splosher!!!!
That or the poor bloke had noticed i wasnt wearing a bra....ooops!
that wasnt in the uniform guidlines!

x

LoL! Now that's the sort of conference event I wouldn't mind seeing!

Lucie, you little minx!!

Bet you looked nice in your wet uniform, what was it like?

Angry x

Again a few years ago on the regional roundup of the old itv telethon, The reporter was at a swimming pool where an underwater event was taking place sponsered by Thomas Cook, A travel agent in full uniform with an aqualung on her back was just about to go in the pool when we cut back to Micheal Aspell in the studio. Dont Ask Aspell !

Typical, bankrupt! It definitely would have been an interesting shot.

We used to have a girl working at our local Halifax, she was definitely up there! Very cute, looked great in the uniform, and had red hair (a big plus for me). Sadly, I think she's moved further up country now, but it meant I always enjoyed the trips to the bank

The latest Halifax billboard adverts are set on Brighton Beach, Of the six staff in uniform the only one in the sea is male. Go figure !

bankrupt wrote:The latest Halifax billboard adverts are set on Brighton Beach, Of the six staff in uniform the only one in the sea is male. Go figure !

Was it Howie???

Probably, A photo in the local paper of a corperate "Its a knock out" had the Marks and Spencers team playing a water game in the old yellow and green overalls, In the background barely visible was a team from Barclays Bank in their old light blue uniform playing the same very wet game, I know which team i would have been concentrating on, And it would not be M&S

I'm not far from there is it worth me banking there?

mr angry wrote:Yesterday was one such day but was unexpectedly enlivened by a routine visit to the Nat West in Stockport at lunch time.

Mucky,

Yes, why not! as well as the girl described earlier, theres another sexy customer services adviser there too, she sorted my new account out about 18 months ago when I changed to Nat West. Shes about the same age, a bit taller, also blonde and with a nice figure. Her uniform is a bit tight too and she usually wears heels.

As well as having two fantasy splosh targets I have found them to be OK to deal with as a bank, certainly better than Lloyds TSB who I used to be with, they were just shite. Having said that though, their King Street, Manchester branch where my account was did have a really horny looking brunette working there a few years ago, she features in a couple of tremendous stories in the reading room by Paul the Pieman!

Finally, I do remember the pale blue Barclays uniforms and, yes, they were sexy. I am thinking of a fantasy where a couple of closet sploshers (both stunning, sexy, busty girls in their early 20s) work at Barclays admin department and offer to get rid of a supply of unwanted, slightly too small, old uniforms by, guess what, destroying them in some seriously messy action!!

That would be great, Just like these two from the 70's

@Bankrupt. oh my god , have you any more of this set?