The Splosh UK Forum

Following on the "Where is everyone" thread, not exactly a new idea but one that might provoke replies.
If money was no object and the participants were willing who would you stage your favourite/ultimate SPLOSH fantasy with, and what would be the scenario (in less than 100 words!).
You are allowed to pick a maximum of 2 people (plus yourself if you want to).

Just to start things off ; a mega pie fight which then develops into a "tit for tat" session with custard and buckets of gunge poured over each of the willing girls who happen to be Holly Willoughby and Jennifer Aniston, with me remaining clean until the final moments when a large tank full of bright yellow gunge appears in which i am dumped by the girls who then jump in to join me. (and well within the 100 word limit!)

George Clooney & Harrison Ford start out with me in a very unfair tit for tat fight with pies, pudding, gunge, mud. It's not even 2 hits to me for every 1 to them. I get hit like 10 to 1. Then I get thrown into a DEEP pool of something, mud, pudding or chocolate syrup, and get repeatedly sexually ravaged with my clothes being torn off, and maybe even some mild restraint.

Why stop with a gunge tank...? If money wasn't an object - a custard/mud filled swimming pool. I'd be in there every morning! And of course it would be heated!!

Lucy pinder, Rosie Webster from Corrie, Kelly Brook, Gemma Merna from Hollyoaks, all dressed up in sexy glamorous outfits, a giant gunge tank filled with custard and several hundred pies. mmmmm.

Scenario:
Miss T and myself are having dinner at a posh restaurant; The waitress is Messy Maddy!..........

You'll have to make up the rest of the story yourself because I'm too scared!!!

anon.

Richard wrote:Scenario:
Miss T and myself are having dinner at a posh restaurant; The waitress is Messy Maddy!..........

You'll have to make up the rest of the story yourself because I'm too scared!!!

anon.

OMG, Richard! The perfect storm of sploshing!

If money was no object I'd be booking in for loads of splosh sessions!!!

That along with a few houses and a fleet of dream cars - Aston Martin convertible, Range Rover Sport, BMW M5 and a Nissan GTR...

Well, I was at one point writing a story involving two identical copies of Holly Valance, with gunge and beans...



I think Holly Valance and Eve Myles (though I am tempted to get Danny Jones from McFly in there - can I have a 3rd?), a large bed, liberal amounts of custard, every sex toy known to mankind. Also, instead of having a mirrored ceiling, I would make the ceiling a HUGE tv, with an HD TV camera recording all that happens and displaying it above us.

If I'm only allowed two actresses in my video, I'll choose Helen Flanagan (Rosie in Corrie) and Nikki Sanderson (ex-Candice, also in Corrie) trying their hand at various new jobs.
Short dresses and a really messy bakery pie- and flour-fight for Part 1, followed (when clean again) by some incompentent
attempt at making pottery on a potters wheel, resulting in them being completely covered in sloppy clay.
Finally (and clean again) yet more attempts at decorating a room, with much paint in the wrong place, and ending with them sitting in tin baths of wallpaper paste.
Don't want much, do I.

Richard wrote:Scenario:
Miss T and myself are having dinner at a posh restaurant; The waitress is Messy Maddy!..........

You'll have to make up the rest of the story yourself because I'm too scared!!!

anon.

Richard


Me AND Maddy..... you do like living dangerously dont you Rich

I thought you might have been on my side, Miss T. , GULP! HEEEEEELP, anyone???

**Grovells**

Richard wrote:I thought you might have been on my side, Miss T. , GULP! HEEEEEELP, anyone???

**Grovells**

I'll back you up!!!

Erm... actually on 2nd thoughts I'll be in the gents...

Oh My God that would be SO much fun!

Given that the theme of this thread is 'If money was no object' roughly how much would I have to pay...?!!!


xxx

I think I'll have to run away to somewhere safe!

What's the weather like in North Korea?

Richard wrote:I think I'll have to run away to somewhere safe!

What's the weather like in North Korea?

Currently -3 degrees C, and snowing heavenly - not ideal sploshing conditions.

I suggest you pick somewhere else: Bristol's quite nice, and we have Splunches; unlike Pyongyang.

Mike.