The Splosh UK Forum

After watching diary of a call girl and seeing a guy basically masturbating into a cake held against his privates I was wondering if this really happens in the WAM world?

I mean he wasn’t even that messy at this point?

To me it is a massive turn on getting very wam but this has no appeal to me at all!
Is it me who's strange?(yes I know I'm strange but different to other sploshers I guess is what I mean)

That was the only thing I found a little out of place in the secret diary stuff; it's kind of the American Pie type view of WAM that none wammers seem to have.

I never masturbate so I can't comment

I masterbate when in covered in stuff thats defo a major part for me, cant say iv ever masterbated over a cake or anything tbh tho lol
Its kinda then end for me once iv cum thats like the end of the session for me, time to get cleaned up

Their original script was worse! They wanted to start with him screwing an apple pie! I pointed out that sploshers a) don't fuck food and b) if they did they'd pick something a lot squishier than an apple pie!

I suggested that if they insisted on him having sex with food he did with a cake - and since she was pissed off at that point she said, "Oh finish yourself off with that!" Clearly that didn't happen. Oh well.

PS Actually the answer to the title of this thread should be, "No thanks, I've just put one out."

Masturbate in food?
think you might this more common among waiters when the diner is being an asshole LOL

messylaura wrote:Masturbate in food?
think you might this more common among waiters when the diner is being an asshole LOL

"Oi, waiter, there's some flies in my soup......"

messylaura wrote:Masturbate in food?
think you might this more common among waiters when the diner is being an asshole LOL

Bearing in mind there is a new Michael Winner TV series starting...it could get more common!

Well, it appears this thread was started to wonder if guys masturbate their dicks in food. But since it doesn't specifically says so (and Richard has already pointed out to me how poorly I read these categories), I raise my hand as someone who masturbates while covered in food. And since I was COMPLETELY submerged last Thursday when I masturbated (several times over -- that several times over being the masturbation, not several times over the sumberging -- I wasn't going to risk DROWNING in it, although at one point it was so heavy and slippery, I did panic a little about getting up), I guess that counts right? My genitals were as fully surrounded by goo as a guy porking (is that snogging to the Brits?? Never really learned what snogging means... maybe I should look it up in my Funk & Wagnell) a cake or whatever it is you guys are fucking. I don't wam unless I'm having some form of sex with it.

This post was started because of a portrayal of Sploshers on a UK TV show, where it was impied that the bunch of freaks called "Sploshers" have sex with cakes!

A GROSS misrepresentation!

Watch out if you ever try to introduce Sploshing to a partner, if she's seen that, she'll just imagine you sneaking off to the kitchen to shove your dick in a Victoria Sandwich!

How is this good for us, apart from Billy Piper getting messy?
As their advisor Bill, couldn't you have put your foot down and stood up for us?
I thought they got you in so they'd get it right????

Steady now.

Mr Shipton has already stated that the Tiger TV folk weren't fully open to his suggestions.

It is a fact of life, is it not, that advice may well be given, whether or not it is acted upon is a different matter entirely.

As I have explained several times, by far the majority of things I suggested were taken up and made it a far better scene than it would have been. Being a programme about sex, they wanted sex in there somewhere and I have no doubt that some people do masturbate in food so what's the problem? What did you want? A warning saying "Please note that fans of the subject may not wish to participate in all elements of the way it is depicted here." I am sure other subjects are treated in the same way. As for 'gross misrepresentation' that is just bollocks. It's a big subject now so everyone has different things they like to do, And as for what women say after seeing the Billie Piper scene, all the ones who I've heard about (I exclude the ones who know me cos that's cheating) now want to have a go cos it looks fun.

leonmoomin wrote:This post was started because of a portrayal of Sploshers on a UK TV show, where it was impied that the bunch of freaks called "Sploshers" have sex with cakes!

A GROSS misrepresentation!

How is this good for us, apart from Billy Piper getting messy?
As their advisor Bill, couldn't you have put your foot down and stood up for us?
I thought they got you in so they'd get it right????

That's a bit harsh, particularly to Bill.

The series is a mainstream show, which portrays a lot of kinks and fancies in an entertaining way, not just for WAM fetishists ...we enthusiasts can get specialist DVD's and downloads from Bill and a lot of other suppliers, with scenes to cover just about every particular choice. I think that the two scenes were well done (if rather brief!) and all credit to Bill for pointing the producers in the right direction.

Bill cannot in anyway, be held responsible for what was shot, and then finally edited for the show, plus it was a sub plot to the
episode about the charcaters life, as I've stated on other boards, if you where expecting Buff Film's, splosh downloads, Wamtastic, etc. You where never
going to get it.

That said, is it not fair for a guy to play with a cake, when many a cake sitting scene has been filmed with women. !!!! I might do it in a mixed scene for a giggle.... There was no way you where going to see Billie Piper cake sittting!!!! If that had happened I would have to go to
St. Lens and buy Bill a life time of beer!!!

regards

Andy

I understand that this was a way of making a guy having a wank viewable, but he could have just been under the table or something.

I am all for WAM in the media and for the whole fetish becoming more socially acceptable. I just don't see that as a good way to introduce newcomers to our fetish.

Perhaps I owe Bill an appology, as they probably added that themselves after Bill had finished advising, it just makes me mad that the only reason we are ever in the media is to be ridiculed! This is why I don't court media interest and turn down any media interest in me or my products!

Hey perhaps I'm wrong, perhaps many of us do participate in such forms of cake violation?
OK then, how many people here jack off into sponges?