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Has Bill become adviser to the Radio Times now?

Don't think so; there's no nubile young waitress in sight!!

Aaaahhhh, a missed opportunity - why couldn't it have been Nigella Lawson..I could imagine quite alot of custard disappearing down that top!

orangey wrote:Aaaahhhh, a missed opportunity - why couldn't it have been Nigella Lawson..I could imagine quite alot of custard disappearing down that top!

Certainly was a missed opportunity...,sales figures for the Radio Times would have broken all records!

...and now I'm going to have a mental image of Nigella covered in custard stuck in my mind for the rest of the evening....

....though, according to an interview a couple of years ago, sounds like sploshing might not be her scene....

"I've never understood that whole dripping chocolate on someone. I can see how if you're with someone you're not particularly interested in, then using food as a prop might help. But food with sex just doesn't do it for me."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... s-bed.html

Oh well, another dream shattered

orangey wrote:Aaaahhhh, a missed opportunity - why couldn't it have been Nigella Lawson..I could imagine quite alot of custard disappearing down that top!

Sounds like a good experiment to find out just how much custard can fit down Nigella's top. And before anyone says, no, my idea, I'm pouring...

Excellent! Greg Wallace - the shouty one from Masterchef on the left - was 'exposed' in the Sunday papers some time back for being a bit of a spanking fan so I reckon he'd be up for sploshing a few waitresses!

And how many times has he praised desserts by saying he 'just wants to dive in' or 'give it a big kiss'? So perhaps it was his idea!

I am a Radio Times subscriber, but this one's not down to me!

PS There is an even better pic of the two of them inside.

manufan wrote:Sounds like a good experiment to find out just how much custard can fit down Nigella's top. And before anyone says, no, my idea, I'm pouring...

Funny that - I was working in Mayfair a few years back and spotted Nigella in a bar there, and wondered exactly the same thing at the time. Or perhaps we should get her together with Giada De Laurentiis - now that would be worth my BBC licence fee.

Can anyone else see a resemblance between Greg Wallace and 'Bob K' from House of Slime, etc?

BillShipton wrote:Excellent! Greg Wallace - the shouty one from Masterchef on the left - was 'exposed' in the Sunday papers some time back for being a bit of a spanking fan so I reckon he'd be up for sploshing a few waitresses!

Bit off topic, but I see Katie Green made it into the screws of the world again, she has a good publicist/is a good self publicist!

muckypup wrote: she has a good publicist/is a good self publicist!

Both!

I picked up the Radio Times earlier. The woman on the till seemed to be smirking - made me wonder......

Just thought I say that if you go to the Radio Times website , www.radiotimes.com there is a full photoset of the messy Masterchef food fight. 13 Pics in total.

There's also quite a funny video of the shoot showing how much they cheated and what big girls' blouses they were doing it at http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/masterchef

At one point Gregg even suggests they should wear wet suits under their clothes to stay warm! Big wuss!

Masterchef? I wonder if it was rare or well done???