sploshaholics

[messylaura]

Hey Bill, you know you how alcoholics get goverment help etc through help centers, ever thought about doing a sploshaholics help center
there is potentiol for a serious side this, no doubt thyere are people who genuinly are sploshaholics with the same trates as other serious addicties

maybe we should look into the qualifications of a true sploshaholic ?

on the fun / or plus side you could make official SPLOSH cards stating, this person is officially registered as a sploshoholic, might help you out if you are caught sploshing in public

maybe we could get a grant off the govermenty to help with our addiction like junlies and aa members do, actully that is a serious proposition.

to some extent i can consider myself heading towards that area, if i was unemployed then i would certainly need help
would i be able to afford the cost of sploshing no, would i be able to live without it no
help

[BillShipton]

Good idea. We could do with a government grant!

In the meantime we do have the Splosh! Clinic manned by Nurse Tigerr where people can cure their stress-related ailments and pent-up aggression by taking it out on her. You can watch her and her range of therapies in Nurse Tigerr Gets the Treatment on http://www.sploshdownoads.com.

[Essexgungefan]

Nice nurse costume and great mess!!!

[sweetnpied]

What a GREAT idea, ML! I have my business card already mapped out:


CHRISTINA FROM THE STATES
CERTIFIED SPLOSHAHOLIC

[Squelch]

maybe we should look into the qualifications of a true sploshaholic ?

- Logging on to Splosh! at least once per day.
- Feeling a warm glow of anticipation walking down the food aisles of the supermarket.

Anyone think of any others?

[Richard]

I went for a blood test the other day but the nurse didn't look anything like Tigerr . The NHS is definitely going down the drain .

[Lizzie_Claymore]

It could be a bit like the famous 'tranny licence' that you can get from Beccy's web (which is hilarious, btw - very witty and well-designed site). If you put your details in and select your endorsements, it actually generates a gif that looks just like a TV or DVLA licence that you can then save and print.

[messylaura]

age : 40
sex : male or female
Colour : any or every colour imaginable
height : was unable to determine as subject kept sliding down the wall
weight : varible due to substance abuse (soaked into clothing)