so i went out all dressed for a muddy but cold session, black heels, tan tights, a short black dress that fit real snug and was medium thickness, i had a few t shirts under that for warmth, and a brown coat that came to the tops of my thighs,
well the road works didn't dissapoint, they were replacing water mains so there was alot of clay piled up on the ground, that was solid and not soup like when the main had actully bursty, but where they had been using the mini digger, its tracks had churned it up and it was knee deep in places, and bloody cold, tbh too cold but i couldnt resist, i ended up with very stick clay upto my waist, had i good sit, roll and wallow in it, then froze so i shoshed back to my car,
i drove to some more road works and found the same thing, water main replacement, so, i did the same again lol
and froze again, danm its just too cold at night to properly enjoy it,
so i drove home
the next night it was raining , so i wanted to try out some new shoes i had gotten a while ago and saved for a purly rainy day
they were purpley blue, about a two and half high heel, so nice and comfy for a long soggy walk, but more important they had a material lining rather than a leather lining which is great for holding onto water in the shoe, i liked the womens trousers i used a few days ago so much i bought some different, and more feminie colours, these ones were a medium french blue that went well with the shoes and matched a top i had perfectly, a jacket was also worn
anyway out i went, lovely big puddles got my trousers soaked to the thighs, oh they do feel great clinging to your legs, the shoes were fantastic, very squelchy as predicted, on the way back towards home it was becoming morning and there were a few people about, some at a bus stop, which had a huge puddle just before it but out of sight of them, well i couldn't miss this opperunity, i went and lay down in the puddle and got fully and completely drenched, far more drenched than was ever possible for what was now light drizzle, and i had an umberella
as i walked away from the puddle and towards the bustop of people the water was still gushing off of me, as if i had of just got out of a bath, my shoes were squelching as loud as hell, and i just loved hearing the expresive "omg she is soaked" as i walked past them,
a little bit further down the road there was a fella who crossed the road beside me and i walked through every puddle that came up and made sure it shoshed up me as much as possible, not sure what he thought, esp when i stepped in the kerb to walk through the biggest puddle, that one soaked me up to my waist as i kicked through it, there werte a few toots from passing cars which were probably men thinking theres a gal getting soaked lol
near by was my local cemetry i checked that out as they used to a few years ago have a great load of silky clay from the left over burials,
i wasn't expecting to see anything as of late there just wasn't anything happening at that one, think its full, dead full, lol
i was very happy to find a huge pile of fresh and very soggy clay, wow they must have had a couple on new burials,
well it was too danm cold to go any deeper than knee deep
and it was getting to be mid morning and too many people would be about for me to be that muddy, now that my shoes and trousers were muddy i had to wash them off in the water tank, omg that was freezing cold, but i couldnt resist getting wetter than nessecery and sat right in it right up to my boobs
a few deep breaths and i stepped out, heavy with water again i sloshed home
brilliant night
