The Splosh UK Forum

Caught some of this on Friday, just at the end of a segment on Sploshing.
It's repeated tonight (Sun, 10th Jan) at silly o'clock at night (2am if memory serves) and featured 2 cute girls who were (at the end of the segment) topless and wearing very short skirts.

Just thought I'd give everyone a heads up so they can record it. Or stay up late?

That's Mouse and Lava (the two girls) and the fat git being interviewed is me!

Bill

NB (Nose Bene) The item on film was shot many years before the interview during which time I had a nose operation to cure my rhinophymia, so I have two different hooters in the same show. I thought I'd point this out so that I don't get a repeat of what one person asked in an email after its first showing, namely, "Why are you wearing the dumb false nose in the film?"

From a medical dictionary:
"Rhinophyma was once thought to be caused by heavy alcohol consumption, but this is not the case. Rhinophyma occurs equally in those who do not drink at all and those who drink large quantities of alcohol. The condition is much more common in men than in women."

Damn! Thought I'd got you there Bill !

I'm still not convinced though

Sorry I spelt it slightly incorrectly!

There you are! WC Fields and I (both one-time rhinophyma sufferers) have been quite wrongly labelled heavy drinkers! We're an oppressed minority. It is also very rare, incidentally, so I was delighted when there was a rhinophyma joke in an episode of Scrubs which I was probably one of the very few people in the world to laugh at (it concerned a red nosed clown). Apparently pictures of my old nose appear in a medical textbook on the subject. I'm a famous model at last!