Been a bit of a slack Alice... sorry about that!

[eden]

First of all, happy new year everyone!

So I'm posting because a few people have noted mine and Jons presence is a little sporadic on here these days, and that we keep saying we'll post something saucy and haven't. We're very sorry and we know we deserve a spanking, but we have lives and so on and so forth, you know? Its nice to know we're missed but please, people. We'll post when we'll post. Anyway, we PROMISE, and a proper one this time, that after we have a little snowboarding holiday at then end of the month, we're going to have a nice little session and we've started stocking up already. If anyone has any idea or suggestions for clothing/hair/makeup (I can do crazy shit now, as attached!) please fire away. We think we know what we're going to do so we might ignore them anyway

Also if I've not replied to PMs or emails I'm sorry. I will get back to you soon. As soon as I have a big girl job I hope to do some more pro shoots too - and I'm also thinking about doing a live splosh burlesque act which I would love some suggestions on if you have any. Anyway, here are some teaser pics for y'all.

Love Eden (and Jon, even though he's asleep upstairs.)

[Big Al]

Love that first pic Eden! Looking forward to your future posts, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait!

[adamsjosh34]

Wow Eden sounds great! Looking forward to seeing the results

How about some old fashioned foam pies... Haven't seen them in a while

[wampony]

Hi Eden, whatever you do it will be worth it, I still like the wet pony shirt you did-a fantastic set.

I understand commitments to "real life" can affect more pleasurable things in life, my situation has changed and sploshing just doesn't happen for me much these days, even getting wet fully clothed is difficult at the moment.

But back to the main point, as for the outfit to use I have a suggestion.......

[muckypup]

I'm waiting for some sort of pokerface gag, I'd do one but I really can't think of one!

With that red hair you could do Florence (of + The Machine) quite easily. Glad to see you posting, I know its tough with real life getting in the way!

[eden]

I think pokerface lends itself to dirty jokes to the point that its not even worth trying.

[Olaf]

Hi Eden, great to see you back. I for one am really excited by the prospect of heavy/crazy makeup in your shoots, I love the idea of a girl spending ages on her makeup only to have it obliterated by mess (a little subfetishof mine ). It'd be great to see some cosplay themed shoots, some of those girls do great stuff (especially yaya han some of her work's here if you need any ideas - www.angelicstar.net). Also I'd love to see someone hit on a ganguro (trendy japanese fashion with tons of makeup) theme for a shoot. Can't wait to hear more on this. Have a good one boarding.

[BillShipton]

Now you've got me thinking that we should return to doing song parodies. Lady Googoo's Pie-her-face?

[eden]

Ganguro, like a lot of things out of Japan, scares the crap out of me. If anyone would like me to recreate a make-up look that doesn't look like a tango-ed Golly then send me a link.

I would love to see a Lady Gaga parody... there must be some other pop stars too!

[Phantom]

A tangoed golly. Ha ha ha ha ha!! That is one fucked up fashion. Or am I old now.

[Olaf]

oh sure, tell off the guy with the oompah loompah fetish! :p
How about Beyonce's greenlight/kitty cat one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbZawjGm ... re=related

or this one - mason vs princess superstar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoxQhVmWmTQ

[eden]

I dont think anyone should do anything messy involving a gym ball. By anyone I mean me, I would seriously hurt myself. Princess Superstar is awesome though.

[Ching]

LOVE the make up in the last pic!

[Olaf]

How about this from the worst-titled song ever 'fergilicious' ... i feel dirty just saying it.

[Essexgungefan]

How about this from the worst-titled song ever 'fergilicious' ... i feel dirty just saying it.

Looks like she's in a horror film!!!