Emma's classic Telethon & the 1st Gunge Hill now on Download
Posted: 20 Dec 2009, 17:02It wouldn't be Christmas without a classic comedy film to watch and we have two excellent ones for you to download instantly at Splosh! Greatest Hits (no membership required). Yes, we've started to put some of the sketches from the excellent Messy Missies (my favourite film) on http://www.hits.sploshdownload.com and we've begun with two of the best.
In Emma's Telethon, (just $7, about £4) the delicious Malaysian miss plays the presenter who has to do whatever the public ask to raise money for the charity Grown-Ups in Need (of a good shag). Dressed initially in smart blouse and skirt, the ever willing wench is
pied repeatedly with real custard pies thrown from two directions....
deluged in eggs, custard, oxtail soup (ugg!), rice pudding and syrup....
made to shampoo her own hair with soft margarine....
forced to wear a large pair of clear plastic pants and fill them with huge amounts of baked beans, spaghetti and custard then squirm around in them in the ULTIMATE PANTIE FILLING SCENE...
strip naked and turn herself into a mini masterpiece for auction by being sprayed in multi-coloured paint...
then get dressed again in her stinking clothes to announce the result!
It's a fantastic performance from Emma from the days when WAM was well-made, well-played and funny. The nearly 19 minute download also includes the opening warning from Liz the real editor of Forum magazine (at that time) who gets her just desserts for interrupting, and the closing announcement from humungous Hazel of Big & Fat magazine who then starts an impromptu food fight with little Liz!
Next for just $6 (around £3.50) you can take a trip to Gunge Hill the posh school for large-breasted ladies including batty blonde Karen (in her best messy performance), raunchy Robyn and head girl Rachel 'Starchy' Stevens. It's school dinner and the Head Girl has asked the girls to behave whilst she reads her magazine but it isn't long before American Robyn (in her sploshing debut) has provoked a food fight with Karen by boasting about the food over the pond. Soup, baked beans, spaghetti, custard and rice pudding fly until Rachel separates them only to get the trashing of her life!
She and her pristine uniform are deluged with a huge bucket of thick brown 'stew' (actually clay), custard and ketchup. Her tights are filled with more custard before she is laid down open-legged and tormented with yet more custard and syrup right where it tickles most... You only have to listen to the giggling to hear how THAT feels. In fact she likes it so much that later, on her own, she strips NAKED and sits down in a huge gateau just for fun....
A funny and well acted 12 minute movie that was to spawn Return to Gunge Hill the DVD, Gunge Hill is flirty, dirty, funny and downright rude at the end.
So forget the telly...watch something you'll really enjoy this Christmas at http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com where you'll also find full details and history of the films, loads more pictures and Director's Tips on amusing things to look out for.
PLEASE NOTE...Messy Missies is currently unavailable on DVD so this is the ONLY way to see these scenes!
In Emma's Telethon, (just $7, about £4) the delicious Malaysian miss plays the presenter who has to do whatever the public ask to raise money for the charity Grown-Ups in Need (of a good shag). Dressed initially in smart blouse and skirt, the ever willing wench is
pied repeatedly with real custard pies thrown from two directions....
deluged in eggs, custard, oxtail soup (ugg!), rice pudding and syrup....
made to shampoo her own hair with soft margarine....
forced to wear a large pair of clear plastic pants and fill them with huge amounts of baked beans, spaghetti and custard then squirm around in them in the ULTIMATE PANTIE FILLING SCENE...
strip naked and turn herself into a mini masterpiece for auction by being sprayed in multi-coloured paint...
then get dressed again in her stinking clothes to announce the result!
It's a fantastic performance from Emma from the days when WAM was well-made, well-played and funny. The nearly 19 minute download also includes the opening warning from Liz the real editor of Forum magazine (at that time) who gets her just desserts for interrupting, and the closing announcement from humungous Hazel of Big & Fat magazine who then starts an impromptu food fight with little Liz!
Next for just $6 (around £3.50) you can take a trip to Gunge Hill the posh school for large-breasted ladies including batty blonde Karen (in her best messy performance), raunchy Robyn and head girl Rachel 'Starchy' Stevens. It's school dinner and the Head Girl has asked the girls to behave whilst she reads her magazine but it isn't long before American Robyn (in her sploshing debut) has provoked a food fight with Karen by boasting about the food over the pond. Soup, baked beans, spaghetti, custard and rice pudding fly until Rachel separates them only to get the trashing of her life!
She and her pristine uniform are deluged with a huge bucket of thick brown 'stew' (actually clay), custard and ketchup. Her tights are filled with more custard before she is laid down open-legged and tormented with yet more custard and syrup right where it tickles most... You only have to listen to the giggling to hear how THAT feels. In fact she likes it so much that later, on her own, she strips NAKED and sits down in a huge gateau just for fun....
A funny and well acted 12 minute movie that was to spawn Return to Gunge Hill the DVD, Gunge Hill is flirty, dirty, funny and downright rude at the end.
So forget the telly...watch something you'll really enjoy this Christmas at http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com where you'll also find full details and history of the films, loads more pictures and Director's Tips on amusing things to look out for.
PLEASE NOTE...Messy Missies is currently unavailable on DVD so this is the ONLY way to see these scenes!
