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Any one know if shes ever been pied or gunged? I would LOVE to see that. Saw her last night on Graham Norton's show and she looked unbelievably sploshable

I've always had this fetish for nice girls who you could take home to meet mum who also look as horny as hell, you know what I mean, the smart, nicely spoken, helpful girl who might work in a travel agent, be a receptionist or work in a building society etc. She looks like butter wouldnt melt but her skirt and blouse are tight, clinging to her body and she is wearing five inch heels. You assume that beneath that veneer of respectability she is total filth...

I think Katherine is a near perfect example. She is so, well, nice, but looks like she could be a splosh star! mmmmm!!

I know what you mean about the nicely spoken helpful girls. One of the receptionists where I once worked was this kind, mid 30's, nice looking, very smart and well spoken but a bit reserved and prim.
One charity-type day, red-nose or comic relief or similar, she asked the boss if she could dress-up for the day...which he assumed would be something like bunny-ears or silly glasses. On the day, she turned up looking like a girl on the way to a vicars-and-tarts party! Short skirt, black stockings and heels, see-through blouse, OTT makeup, the lot.....and it clearly wasn't a fun outfit from a fancy dress shop, but put together from outside-work clothes.
Not much work got done that day, the only regret was that, if we'd have known soon enough, it would have been an ideal excuse for some pies-for-charity to be added!
She was "back-to-normal" next day....we did check with one another that we hadn't dreamt it!

SimonW. Sweeeeet!!!! This thing of mine about this type of girl started when I was 17, in the spring of '77 (old git arent I?)! This girl used to work at our local paper shop which her dad owned and she was the same age as me. She was the head girl at the grammar school and got 8 straight grade As in her GCEs and was studying for a medical course at uni. She was very intelligent, bright, polite and a very nice girl, a bit prim, just the kind mums like.

BUT, she must have been about a 36E or F at least, she had an incredibly fit body, long dark hair and she used to wear skin tight clothes, jeans which must have taken her half an hour to get into,tops which used to strain over her huge boobs, and high heels.

I used to have to walk out of the shop with my Daily Mirror in front of my jeans, know what I mean!

She would have been one hell of a Splosh pie target

I love the PVC coat Katherine Jenkins wears in the new video as well! Hate opera and operatic singing but she seems cool.

Love
Hayley x

PS Why when there is so much water spraying around does she not get wet?

There is something quite wrong about singing a quintessentially emo/goth tune with blonde hair. Still nice eye candy, but sacrilege to cover something so brillant as that tune was.

Jonny wrote:There is something quite wrong about singing a quintessentially emo/goth tune with blonde hair. Still nice eye candy, but sacrilege to cover something so brillant as that tune was.

The Evanesence cover? Sacrilege to cover a single by a classicly trained singer when you're a classicly trained singer?

The whole Blonde goth thing.... Maybe its a sign of my impending birthday milestone, that I'm getting old (30 on the 10th) that any song that gets covered better be better than the original or I'm complaining. Yup, Tinchy Stryder, I'm coming for you next....!

Just to let you know that I had written a story about K,Jenkins about a year ago in the reading room.
and yes she is oh so sploshable.
here is the page so you can fin it easy

The Count.

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