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im back from sunny spain at last hope you have all be nice and messy the closest i got was a few foam partys

Always fancied a foam party. Did you bump into Hayley?

Nice to have you back, Chef. Hay, as you may have gathered, is on hol in Spain at the moment. God knows what she's up to, but I know she has a small personal pool (with flowers floating in it) so I'm guessing there's some wet stuff at least I'm mising out on. Bitter? me?

Look forward to seeing more stuff from you.

Everybody's buggering off abroad!

but hey, i get to go to sunny st leonards next week, much better than a caribbean cruise, eh bill?

Should be a lot messier!

Maybe you should start booking messy cruises lol. All aboard the messy ship!


Mercedes can then try to climb aboard and pillage and blunder...and errm, stuff that Pirates do!

I'm wondering if this because DD secretly wants to get Bill to walk the plank????

regards

Andy
(the plank!!!!!)

maybe i want to walk the plank

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I like the idea of a messy version of the Love Boat. Messychef could play the Lance Percival chef from Carry on Cruising and I could be the Captain like Sid James (hwah-hwah-hwah). The Wamdrogeny girls could share a cabin (and be seduced by a singing kenneth Connor), WAM Princess a state room, and all the dozens of lurkers could be castaways. DD could be would make a great Wren or whatever they are called now, Andy the comedy Entertainments Officer and Gunge Slut the ship's figurehead (only joking!).

As you say, Mercedes' Pirate ship could try and ram us. I for one would be well up for being rammed by Mercedes.

Now who would be the plank?

Slim, wooden, constantly trampled on by men???

Naahhhh, I can't think of ANYONE like that!!

oh well looks like that set then, would struggle to get the wamdrogony girls ready, their always swapping clothes etc, take over the flat everytime they visit. I'll come along if we take Carmel for some sexy dancing in her pvc. Plus we'd have to have a bigger pie fight than the great race, 'no shame their then!!' Is everybody ok eating crisps!!!! myself and Bill need the rest for beer!!!!!!!!!

regards

Andy