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Hi

Is there no end to the big inducements we make to try and get you to read the Splosh! blog (http://www.splosh.co.uk/blog). And they don't come too much bigger than this - and all upfront as well.

These fine messy mamms belong to Jenny who is the captain of my pub quiz team and in recent weeks has become something of a splosher. Sadly not with me (aaaaahhhh!) but with other (better looking) guys she has met and recently for this session she did on webcam for a gentleman she refers to as Mr Crewe.

You can read all about it on http://www.splosh.co.uk/blog and see lots more pictures of Jenny's best bits. Oh, and there's other stuff you probably haven't read as well. Why not subscribe to it the feed? Cos you don't give a shit, that's why...but look what you're missing!

She's great on geography and Coronation St questions too!

Bill

Having read the blog, has anyone in her work ever ended up in CUSTARDY?

And how did Ken Barlow's first wife die?

VERY nice photos. Really nice story and gives us all hope of converting others to the cause!!

Looking very cute covered in custard.

ralph wrote:
And how did Ken Barlow's first wife die?!

Just texted her cos I'll be seeing her in the pub later. She says she was electrocuted by a hairdryer. Is that right?

Bill

BillShipton wrote:
Just texted her cos I'll be seeing her in the pub later. She says she was electrocuted by a hairdryer. Is that right?

Bill

Yeah - OK, just the easy one's for starters. Does that mean she has to pour a litre of cold custard down my pants?

Any chance I could catch her out with the charater's name that Sean Connery played?

Errr...just missed her. She's off in a cab heading for kebabs and her seven dildos. Will ask though cos I don't know...

Great pics

BillShipton wrote:Errr...just missed her. She's off in a cab heading for kebabs and her seven dildos. Will ask though cos I don't know...

Seven dildos? Blimey ... that does of course beg the next question: one for every day of the week or one for every .... surely not?

Only learned that last night. Want to know if she names them like Snow White's dwarfs. Will let you know.

Your pub quiz sounds sensational! Your team has a great pair there.

I don't live far from Crewe but unfortunately I can't claim to be the Mr Crewe in question!

Make sure you find out about the 7 dwarfs (or does that imply they are small?)!

BillShipton wrote:Only learned that last night. Want to know if she names them like Snow White's dwarfs. Will let you know.

How about (and these have all just been taken off dildo sale websites ... honest):

Limpy, Softee, Ballsy, Squirty, Smoothy, Bender and Teaser

I see now why your quiz team has been doing so well, - the opposition have all gone blind!

Wonderful pics!

Hey - thank u for the fab comments - i had a brilliant time getting messy

and for those who wanted to know - i havent named by toys lol! but i am considering it now ha ha

Jenny from the Blog

xxx

I'm fighting the urge to do a J'Lo comparison...

She's just Jenny from the Blog,
Used to have a little custard
Now she's got a lot,
Will she start working for Splosh?