The Splosh UK Forum

Hi, as you may remember I had fun at the end of the last football season wrecking the shirts of the 3 teams which got relegated.
I really liked doing this so I thought I might do it again at the end of this season, I liked finding the shirts and watching the teams positions change on the league tables.
If I do it again this season I will have more time to locate some cheap shirts-I can't afford to buy this seasons new shirts at all, so to buy them to wreck them is definately out of the question however I will try to get past seasons shirts from ebay, charity shops and jumble sales. This is the best part of hunting down the shirts knowing what kind of fun I can have with them.
I really enjoy the feeling of wearing football shirts when they are wet, and getting them messy is just as much fun.

I plan to do occasional wet sessions in the shirts, and possible light messy sessions until the end of the season when the shirt will get wrecked.

As Portsmouth havn't won a game yet I thought it would be time for their white shirt to have an early bath, this shirt feels great when it is wet.


I will put more pictures up as I do sessions, if anyone sees their team have a terribly bad game let me know and if I have managed to get one of their shirts I will try to give it what it deserves (bearing in mind that the shirt has to survive until the end of the season)
Also this only applies to Premier league clubs, otherwise it would take me for ever to aquire all the necessary shirts!

Its early days but I wonder if Pompey will end up with a worse record than Derby County in 2007/08?

I'm no footy fan but this makes it interesting even for me! Tempted to pick a team and have a go myself (a pie for every goal they let in?) but I am not around every Saturday - and it's a long wait to the end of the season!

I also agree with the earlier discussion about nylon shorts! They looked good, feel nice to wear and dry quickly so make good sposhing clothing for blokes. Sexier than boxers or pants in my opinion! Bring back short shorts on men with big thighs!

Hayley x

Go for it Hayley, pick a team and go for it with the pies, I like that idea.
Why not just update once a month or something like that, instead of every week.
Less frequent updates on your chosen team means more mess when you have time to give us your teams results.
I think football shirts look sexy on women, so give it a go.
P.S. Hull don't seem to be doing very well at the moment and their orange and black shirt would look good with cream pies on it (also I don't have a Hull shirt yet)

As for the shorts, I actually now have more than 1 pair but I havn't had time to splosh them yet, I will on my next session.
Don't know how my legs would compare to what you are thinking though!!