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Bill,

I'm not sure if you're looking for requests - maybe you're planning to put all the old VHS material onto the download site (a dream come true)

Anyway, I once had a whole load of Splosh!/Buff/Funny Farm videos but sadly they perished in my slightly damp basement in my old house - a truly sad thing.

I don't have a video player anymore (I'm sure I'm not the only one) so I'm looking forward to being able to download all (or some of) the old favourites.

So for what its worth, here's my top 5 wish-list for the download store.

1. Anything and everything featuring Emma (naturally, you know me!)
2. Rani and Karen making a wedding cake in Hot Coffee and Sticky Buns
3. Sammy-Jane consumer testing custard pies, again from Hot Coffee...
4. Sammy-Jane, Karen and Robyn in Gooey Girlies
5. Rachel and Sammy-Jane in Return to Gunge Hill

I'd also like to see some of the earlier magazine content - pre issue 14 as I've never seen it and I bet its fantastic!

Its amazing how well the Splosh! material stands the test of time... its hard to believe some of these videos were made about 15 years ago - and are still better in many ways than the huge range of messy stuff available on the web.

good work Bill, look forward to the grand opening!

All those are perfectly possible (and likely!).

If anyone else cares to add their list we'll know which to put up first!

Bill

PS Thanks for the compliments. The style is different, it's all a bit slower, but some things do stand up just about.

maybe its time to go old SKOOL! with your filming.

The truth will be when you open the store, and server CRASHES!

I'll show my arse at the next meet Bill if these dont sell. Seeing as it inspired me to start shooting.

Keep up the work. Say hi Hay.

regards

Andy

p,s, Blog is looking good. (all that from a conversation in a pub.....)

The food fight from the end of It's Splatterday

The french maids getting messy to 'Simply a Mess'

WSM'LL Fix it food fight

James Whale food fight

Food fight from the end of WSM TV

Excellent pie fight from Slime Suspects ...(?) might be remembering that wrong

Hi

Can't do WSM scenes cos they belong to WSM and the James Whale stuff belongs to ITV, but the food fight from It's Splatterday and 'Simply a Mess' are both ready for launch (see the blog!). Slime Suspect will go on eventually (we are concentrating on stuff you can't get on DVD to start with).

And the threat of Andy getting his bum out is enough to stop me going to any event anywhere ever.

Bill

BillShipton wrote:All those are perfectly possible (and likely!).

If anyone else cares to add their list we'll know which to put up first!

Bill

PS Thanks for the compliments. The style is different, it's all a bit slower, but some things do stand up just about.

great news! look forward to seeing some of the classic Splosh!messiness again!

Question: How do you keep a SPLOSHER in suspense?
Answer: Bill's been doing it for the past year with the promises of these retro splosh vids!
I've said it before and I'll say it again now. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS STUFF!!!!!!!!!!

I am waiting to do the film from one more master (due this week I hope) then we will start and add to it as we go along. I am sorry for the delay.

Bill

PS I also have REAL flu but I don't suppose anyone cares about that!

BillShipton wrote:PS I also have REAL flu but I don't suppose anyone cares about that!

Get nurse Hayley to rub some custard on your chest, you will feel better in no time

I'd rather rub custard on her chest...

Keep your pig fluey hands off! Only joking, love.

A friend on Fetlife sent me this link and it made me laugh out loud, so perhaps it will cheer you up. You know you want one!

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/store/magnetsbdsm.html

Religious zealots should stay away from it...

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Brilliant link Hayley!
When I get to Hell I'll arrange a big pie fight between Jesus and Muhammad. Refereed by Buddha!

Haley, that link is INSANE! That's one of the wrongest things I've EVER seen!

Bill, I hope you're feeling better. It seems like everyone is fighting flu like symptoms lately.

Wrong is good. Made me giggle, cough and sneeze.

Sorry this thread has got hijacked, any other suggestions for the website.

Ah well, after being a member here for 2+ years, a lurker for much longer, and a buyer of Splosh stuff since the 1980's, I guess I'm outta here.

A pity, I shall miss visiting and the plans I had to get to a meet-up, but I think Hayley's link goes too far...I'm not a religious zealot, or even a Christian (not been in a church for 30 years, apart from weddings and funerals, and have no wish to do so, there are too many hypocrites there for my liking), and, having called Richard a "gentleman in the best sense of the word" a few days ago, I guess I got that wrong too.

I thought we were here to discuss and enjoy wam, hmmm, we live and learn.