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Its my birthday on friday 18th and i think it has to be the law to get messy on your birthday. So i am
Iv got all my gunge and stuff the only problem i have is what to wear(well someone to gunge me would be nice too)
My choices are:
Shorts T shit
jogging bottoms T shirt
or totally humiliate myself in a mini skirt, boots and stuff?
What you think?
I might even post some pics

You know it has to be the mini skirt!

Something red, short n shiny I think... hey, sure you have a skirt that fits that description don't you. Its a shame you aren't here Jim, cos I am pretty sure Honey has one that would fit you

Oh yes, and of course I want to see the pics

Yes - a nice red pvc mini skirt - plus black stockings: you must first shave your legs of course. Then ,since it is your birthday treat yourself to a black wet look blouse, and some cheap tarty perfume, ditto plenty of make-up.

Of course, you must buy a nice cream birthday cake, which will end up in your pretty face, of course.

Then you need to post the pics on here so that we can enjoy with you your humilialtion.

Shorts T shit sounds like a novel idea

liking your idea starbrightnight......not sure where you would get a wet look blouse from......

Doing my gunging tomorrow now. Thought i'm probably going to be pissed all weekend so i wont get chance
Just got a few thing from tasco. Thank god for self service checkouts.
custard/cream/cheeses cakes/porridge and a kids pool. mmm wonder what he's doing lol

Richard wrote:Shorts T shit sounds like a novel idea

Go for a vest in the style of Rich the meldrew!!!!

regards

Andy

andy250 wrote:

Richard wrote:Shorts T shit sounds like a novel idea

Go for a vest in the style of Rich the meldrew!!!!

regards

Andy

I shall have to have 'words' with you Andy!

Mutter...young whippersnappers... mumble... bring back the birch... conscript the buggers...mutter...should read the Daily Mail...mumble...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR FRIDAY, JIM!

Of course if it happened to be your thirtieth you might get models from all over the world sending you messy pictures of themselves!

Well iv done it just got to clean up now Got to have a minute first though.
Il just leave you a couple of pics of my gunge & what i decided to wear while i go & clean up.

lummy - this looks good

Looks good so far...

A couple more pics for you. I would put them all on but there are to many.

Superb! thanks for posting!