Help me out with a decision here...

... tomorrow I'm going to indulge in a little bit of self sploshing, I've got plenty of gunge, and a couple of cream pies, and I'm going to have a whale of a time, but what I can't decide is this: Should I get gunged, and then take a pie or two in the face, or should I pie myself then suffer the slime?
help me, splosh forum, you're my only hope!
help me, splosh forum, you're my only hope!