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Hi all

Fist of all sorry for being away for the last couple of months. Hayley has made me pay for it.

If you find yourself on your own and feeling horny and you fancy a solo wam or wish to treat your self to a bit of self abuse, do you fantasise about wam with other people and if so do you have a regular fantasy wam partner?

I have two. A woman I knew twenty years ago at art college and another woman I worked with for five years toward the end of the ninties. Never wammed with them in real life (for various reasons that are too dull to go into) but have had some wild times in my head.

Every now and then Hayley makes a guest appearence, and some other women I've known and dated also show up from time to time. But as to famous people, cant say there is anyone that has effected me in the same way as the others I have met. Carol Vorderman has turned up a few times, but thats about it.

Any thoughts peaple? Or am I mad and sad?

Messypockets

xxx

Prior to meeting Hayley, there was a fantasy large breasted blonde woman who was a combination of several women I knew at the time.

I don't think this is a mad or sad question at all. I would love to hear people's dream partners...

I use to have a thing for Davina Mcall and have had several gunge sessions with her doing the gunging..... snooty Victoria for a while, but then she turned snooty so that was that

Also my neighbour Helen (not Miss Helen you understand.) its a bit like Bill's she has big tits and a huge arse!! would love to pie those butt cheeks.

Also Alana, who lives down the road from me cos she is just horny!!!!!.

Feeling better now. therapy over i feel.

regards

Andy

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I think it"s got to be the mega-boobed girl who works in the admin office at work would love to get her messy then stick my head between her messy mega-boobs .

My fantasy partners would be DD, Clown Julie, Princess Clare and Hayley.

There was a woman I worked with for about 5 years and she told me she would have loved to be gunged on NHP, what a missed opportunity that was as she was a good looking MILF. Great boobs and wonderful personality. Pity she was married might have pushed my luck. But Clown Julie is always a good bet!

NX

Hm...let's see. The receptionist in work, the relief receptionist in work, my boss, her boss, the boss's boss, most of the sales execs in work, the quite unbelievably voluptuous morning DJ in work, the singer in my mum's jazz band, the girls in the local post office, the savoury sirens in my local Greggs, this chick who works in some jewellery shop in the market in town who always seems to be wearing a cowboy hat whenever I walk past, the incredibly hot evening DJ in work, the girls from the S&P department in work, most of the lecturers from my college days, approximately half my classmates from college, my old boss in Waterstones where I used to work, the two assistant managers in Waterstones where I used to work, all my female colleagues from Waterstones where I used to work, some of the clients I write ads for, one or two of my mothers friends, Catherine Zeta Jones, my local vet, my best friends mum, Dawn French, Sally James, Hayley (of course), Sammy Jane, everyone who has ever appeared in Splosh, the principal from college who once gave me a firm but friendly telling off (while I was nursing an almighty hard-on), Elvira-Mistress of the Dark, Messy Jessie, the TS escort who once came over my face, Alison Moyet, Mamie van Doren (Google her! You won't be sorry!) Kathy Burke, Valerie Perrine (from Superman and Superman II), Jennifer Saunders, Cathy Barry, Theresa May, Babs from Babestation, Barbara Windsor, Gunge Slut, Clown Julie, Princess Clare and of course...DD! In fact, all the lovely, luscious ladies on this forum...and that inlcudes you, Miss Helen!!!

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Oh...my...God! Just the thought of it makes me wanna...BLOOT!!!

Sorry.

Fantasy wise it has always been Kate Bush and a girl called Sylvia Saint although I can't recall where I might have seen her?

I think welshcakes could be some time, thats hell of list it appears every woman you've ever met you need to gunge, that'll cost a few quid.

regards

Andy
(the bank manager????)

mmmm well i would love to have a tarty messy girlie session with baby spice Emma Bunton ,,, shoot me now!

There have been a few models in splosh over the years as well .....

welshcakes wrote:Hm...let's see. The receptionist in work, the relief receptionist in work, my boss, her boss, the boss's boss, most of the sales execs in work, the quite unbelievably voluptuous morning DJ in work, the singer in my mum's jazz band, the girls in the local post office, the savoury sirens in my local Greggs, this chick who works in some jewellery shop in the market in town who always seems to be wearing a cowboy hat whenever I walk past, the incredibly hot evening DJ in work, the girls from the S&P department in work, most of the lecturers from my college days, approximately half my classmates from college, my old boss in Waterstones where I used to work, the two assistant managers in Waterstones where I used to work, all my female colleagues from Waterstones where I used to work, some of the clients I write ads for, one or two of my mothers friends, Catherine Zeta Jones, my local vet, my best friends mum, Dawn French, Sally James, Hayley (of course), Sammy Jane, everyone who has ever appeared in Splosh, the principal from college who once gave me a firm but friendly telling off (while I was nursing an almighty hard-on), Elvira-Mistress of the Dark, Messy Jessie, the TS escort who once came over my face, Alison Moyet, Mamie van Doren (Google her! You won't be sorry!) Kathy Burke, Valerie Perrine (from Superman and Superman II), Jennifer Saunders, Cathy Barry, Theresa May, Babs from Babestation, Barbara Windsor, Gunge Slut, Clown Julie, Princess Clare and of course...DD! In fact, all the lovely, luscious ladies on this forum...and that inlcudes you, Miss Helen!!!

lets get that list sent off to Sir Jimmy and see if he can do anything about it...... you might get lucky!

Mamie van doren is one of mine, and Jayne Mansfield.. and Marilyn Monroe.

Plus most of the girls Russ Meyer ever worked with, i love boobs


Bruce Campbell from the Evil Dead films though, he would be an absolute dream come true. I adore that man. I'd lick his boomstick, and anything else he wanted me to.

BY GOD BRUCE CAMPBELL WHY AREN'T YOU MINEEEEEEEEEEE?!!?!?!?!?!