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Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby BillShipton » 10 Oct 2009, 14:37

Hi

Is there no end to the big inducements we make to try and get you to read the Splosh! blog (http://www.splosh.co.uk/blog). And they don't come too much bigger than this - and all upfront as well.

These fine messy mamms belong to Jenny who is the captain of my pub quiz team and in recent weeks has become something of a splosher. Sadly not with me (aaaaahhhh!) but with other (better looking) guys she has met and recently for this session she did on webcam for a gentleman she refers to as Mr Crewe.

You can read all about it on http://www.splosh.co.uk/blog and see lots more pictures of Jenny's best bits. Oh, and there's other stuff you probably haven't read as well. Why not subscribe to it the feed? Cos you don't give a shit, that's why...but look what you're missing!

She's great on geography and Coronation St questions too!

Bill
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby ralph » 10 Oct 2009, 15:06

Having read the blog, has anyone in her work ever ended up in CUSTARDY?

And how did Ken Barlow's first wife die?

VERY nice photos. Really nice story and gives us all hope of converting others to the cause!!
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby PleasePieMeMistress » 10 Oct 2009, 15:28

Looking very cute covered in custard. :-)
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby BillShipton » 10 Oct 2009, 16:43

ralph wrote:
And how did Ken Barlow's first wife die?!


Just texted her cos I'll be seeing her in the pub later. She says she was electrocuted by a hairdryer. Is that right?

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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby ralph » 10 Oct 2009, 22:02

BillShipton wrote:
Just texted her cos I'll be seeing her in the pub later. She says she was electrocuted by a hairdryer. Is that right?

Bill


Yeah - OK, just the easy one's for starters. Does that mean she has to pour a litre of cold custard down my pants?

Any chance I could catch her out with the charater's name that Sean Connery played?
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby BillShipton » 11 Oct 2009, 00:13

Errr...just missed her. She's off in a cab heading for kebabs and her seven dildos. Will ask though cos I don't know...
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby Essexgungefan » 11 Oct 2009, 09:11

Great pics :D
I like pies and I like gunge but which is better? There's only 1 way to find out - FIGHT!!!
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby ralph » 11 Oct 2009, 09:56

BillShipton wrote:Errr...just missed her. She's off in a cab heading for kebabs and her seven dildos. Will ask though cos I don't know...


Seven dildos? Blimey ... that does of course beg the next question: one for every day of the week or one for every .... surely not?
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby BillShipton » 11 Oct 2009, 10:21

Only learned that last night. Want to know if she names them like Snow White's dwarfs. Will let you know.
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby muckypup » 11 Oct 2009, 18:13

Your pub quiz sounds sensational! Your team has a great pair there.

I don't live far from Crewe but unfortunately I can't claim to be the Mr Crewe in question!

Make sure you find out about the 7 dwarfs (or does that imply they are small?)!
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby ralph » 11 Oct 2009, 21:22

BillShipton wrote:Only learned that last night. Want to know if she names them like Snow White's dwarfs. Will let you know.


How about (and these have all just been taken off dildo sale websites ... honest):

Limpy, Softee, Ballsy, Squirty, Smoothy, Bender and Teaser
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby Richard » 11 Oct 2009, 21:52

I see now why your quiz team has been doing so well, - the opposition have all gone blind!
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby Devo77 » 11 Oct 2009, 23:13

Wonderful pics!
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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby Honey Dust » 12 Oct 2009, 17:46

Hey - thank u for the fab comments - i had a brilliant time getting messy

and for those who wanted to know - i havent named by toys lol! but i am considering it now ha ha

Jenny from the Blog

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Re: Quiz Queen Creamed! It's Jenny from the Blog

Postby PleasePieMeMistress » 13 Oct 2009, 00:40

I'm fighting the urge to do a J'Lo comparison...

She's just Jenny from the Blog,
Used to have a little custard
Now she's got a lot,
Will she start working for Splosh?
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