The Splosh UK Forum

Hello all

I am back, although with a new nickname since I forget the previous details....

My name is Hannah and I am 48 years young - but you may have worked that out already. I am a WAM virgin. I was last here last autumn (ish) looking to lose my WAM cherry. Well I regret that I have still not managed that little treat - sigh. (real life got in the way in shape of work and stuff) .

So with a bit of a haitus I am back looking for a practical arrangement to get me wet and messy. Female splosher required - sorry boys!

Hannah

nobody loves me...

Unfortunately, as a male, I can't offer to help out.

But I think you will need to give a few more particulars to get any useful responses...for example, a general location, at the moment you could be anywhere in the World.

Good luck.

Hannah48 wrote:
nobody loves me...

Lots of us would be more than happy to.

Any ideas as to what sort of messy we are talking about here?

Well, if the person sploshing you only needs to *look* female (and not very) then there are many crossdressers on here, like myself, who would be happy to oblige!

Sorry yes a few details would help...

Single, based West Yorkshire. can accommdoate but not really set up for WAM here so might be easier if my splosher had access to facilities.

For the record I am lesbian which is one of the reasons I want a female splosher -the other being that women are more evil/crueller when it comes to this sort of thing - so more fun.

Videoing of proceeedings a must

I have a white satin shift dress (ex MAtron of honour at a wedding) that is just waiting for WAM

Blonde, 34DD, 5'4" size 14.

despite lack of experience I think gunge and sloppy stuff rather than custard pies to face type WAM

How is that for starters?

Hannah

Ah, tha's a Yorkshire lass too - us Yorkshire folks should stick together (and after Sploshing, we usually do!). Tha's nowt beats t'sight of a comely lass covered in mess - well, nowt in my eyes...

Hope it all goes well - I'm sure you can find the services of, errm, what's the term, one of those "Ladies who munch"...

All the best in your endeavours: oh - and if you want a video record to remember, you might consider a trusted third party handling that part (ooh, err, Missus) - makes things a lot easier!