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hello everyone im a long time lurcker who needs some help!

i got very pissed last night and told my girl friend about my thing for sploshing, now ! im very pleased i did because she has just text me and told me shes been to do some shopping for later!!! shes bought six tins of custard choclate sauce and squirty cream... now as you would imagine this is a dream come true but although ive enjoyed watching videos and pics on the internet ive never actually done any before! i dont know what to expect where to start! also im really worried i'll just cum in me pants at the sight of a tin of custard lol!!!

its 14.05 now ive got till 6 to sort me sen out !!!!

thanks for reading

Too late, you've started! Hopeit goes well. Relax and enjoy

We're routing for you, calm thoughts buddie!

well... what a night flipping heck. the custard was everywhere it was soo sexy! better than i had every imagined. i dont think youve ever lived untill you've poured custard down a pair of tights but we should have put a sheet down lol!!!

and then having your face thrust into a gooey gusset!!! that was amazing( although i did feel a little sick because of all the custard i ate on top of 4 pints and a bottle of wine )

i can still smell custard on me and ive had 2 showers now hahaha great fun cant wait to do the same very soon might even try something else other than custard, my misses loved it too i think we have another splosher. ive left her mopping the kitchen floor good luck with that ! lol

Delighted it went well and don't worry about the smell - it lodges in your nostrils so you smell it a lot more than other people. As for feeling sick - yup, eating it after beer is not recommended as I know well from experience.

Bill, as far as the smell lodging in the nostrils, that is true with custard, but not so much with maple syrup! When I was in highschool, I did a little sploshing with maple syrup and eggs in the shower. The next day at school, I was sitting next to a kid and he was sniffing the air and he goes, "Do you smell waffles? I smell waffles! Or maybe pancakes! You don't smell that!?!" I was like, Nope, no idea what you're talking about dude! So I always shower twice after a sploshing session now!

Hey Tony, glad you and the misses enjoyed it!

Glad to hear you had a great time, sounds like you've found a fantastic lady there! Nothing like going with the flow.

For lingering smells you can't get much worse than curry... I kinda regretted that session

I use quite a few smelly things when I have the mood on! To be honest, the after smell is part of the fun for me. I like the thought that people are trying to work out what I've been up to!

Hayley

hahaha that was the trouble! i went into the local paper shop the next day i was stood in the que and all i could smell was custard i went a little bit red and got very hot but had to giggle to my self when i got in the car!

its great being able to share my secret with you guys thanks for your support,


tongy