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Isn't it always the way - you get going with a messy session and the telephone rings, but at least prior to the advent of the mobiles mud and quicksand sessions were safe.

Any suggestions for captions to this photo?

"Im just a bit stuck right now can i get back to you"

What do you mean!! do I want sky Tele!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy

"Hello would you like to take part in our phone survey by answering some questions"

What do you mean!! do I want sky Tele!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pity they weren't offering subscriptions to Sty TV, in which every show takes place in a mudpit, with the presenters wallowing in muck. Now that would be worth getting!

I've got a sinking feeling I'm not going to like this call!!


Caroline

"Excuse me, madam, have you ever considered the benefits of damp-proofing? We have representatives in your area right now..."

Hello, Hello, what do you mean its the speaking clock!!!!!! anybody seen my car keys I dropped them here a while ago....................

"Hello is that the police? I want to report a missing car. I parked it here during the storm overnight and it seems to have gone."

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Although Helen is well heeled, she still listens to her sole.

nice one Bulber, cant stop laughing!!!!!! keep em coming!!!!

regards

Andy

I'm so tired I could sleep anywhere.

Good afternoon Madam! HM Coastguard speaking, would you like the number for the samaritans, or would you like us to come and rescue you?