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Postby TottyMcGee » 09 Aug 2006, 19:16

Isn't it always the way - you get going with a messy session and the telephone rings, but at least prior to the advent of the mobiles mud and quicksand sessions were safe.

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Postby stockingman » 09 Aug 2006, 19:23

"Im just a bit stuck right now can i get back to you"
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Postby andy250 » 09 Aug 2006, 19:36

What do you mean!! do I want sky Tele!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby wamram » 09 Aug 2006, 19:43

"Hello would you like to take part in our phone survey by answering some questions"
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Postby TottyMcGee » 09 Aug 2006, 19:46

What do you mean!! do I want sky Tele!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pity they weren't offering subscriptions to Sty TV, in which every show takes place in a mudpit, with the presenters wallowing in muck. Now that would be worth getting! :)
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Postby caroline2 » 10 Aug 2006, 07:44

I've got a sinking feeling I'm not going to like this call!!


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Postby BillShipton » 10 Aug 2006, 13:48

"Excuse me, madam, have you ever considered the benefits of damp-proofing? We have representatives in your area right now..."
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Postby andy250 » 10 Aug 2006, 20:09

Hello, Hello, what do you mean its the speaking clock!!!!!! anybody seen my car keys I dropped them here a while ago....................
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Postby Hayley » 11 Aug 2006, 09:31

"Hello is that the police? I want to report a missing car. I parked it here during the storm overnight and it seems to have gone."
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Postby ClownJulie » 13 Aug 2006, 01:44

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Postby DELETED » 13 Aug 2006, 10:50

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Postby the bulber » 13 Aug 2006, 14:34

Although Helen is well heeled, she still listens to her sole.
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Postby andy250 » 13 Aug 2006, 14:37

nice one Bulber, cant stop laughing!!!!!! keep em coming!!!!

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Postby Spinynorman and Frilly » 13 Aug 2006, 22:34

I'm so tired I could sleep anywhere.
Kind regards, Spinynorman and Frilly

Still messing about after all these years!
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Postby the bulber » 14 Aug 2006, 17:41

Good afternoon Madam! HM Coastguard speaking, would you like the number for the samaritans, or would you like us to come and rescue you?
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