The Splosh UK Forum

Hi how are ya , glad to see some other people share my way of thinkin. Hayley i WISH you could pie me some day and you DD and all the other women who like to give as much as they get. Dont get me wrong this is nothin sexual but it really turns me on for a woman to hold a pie in there hands with a dirty look on there face knowing that it (THE PIE ) is going to be smeared slowly in my face again and again and again you get the picture. Speakin of pictures the pic on the bizare column on the goofy forum is how my fantasy projects. A sassy women holdin a cream filled pie teasin to slowly push it.....anyway Hayely i emailed u 2 weeks ago we sort of arranged traicie to pie me but my student loan fell through i think u remeber me u said u did i will be in touch. . Mark my words folks i will be in touch x I want to arrange some of my messy dream fantasys and with you folks behind me anythin is possible.

WE ARE NOT ALONE X

Indeed, anything (well almost anything) is possible!

Hayley

May I say how disgusting I think it is that you're prepared to use your student loan in this manner. A loan which, I feel obliged to point out, is paid for by hard working tax payers like myself. I'm off now to compose a stern letter to the Daily Express, and to divulge to them your role in the death of Princess Diana etc.

i used a bit of mine to buy a pvc nurses outfit...... but i've made two years of tax contributions before... am i bad welshcakes?

Welcome along smearmeslow , glad you could come along. Good luck getting yourself a session and living out your fantasies!

DD x x

Hi DD, no its fine to buy a pvc nurses outfit as long as you wear it on campus, cheers everybodys day up no end. If feel you would be contributing to the happyness of the students.

regards


Andy

well thats okay then, i'm full of school spirit me!

well seeing i am a tax payer i think you should put some pics on here dd wearing that uniform

Yes, that seems fair.

I'd happily pay for 'stealth tax' increases if everyone used them for messy pictures. Or just sexy pictures. Or sessions...

At least tax cuts are being used for a good reason rather than to subsidize Paris Hilton.

Teddy Roosevelt

"... am i bad welshcakes?"

You are very bad, DD, but that's why we like you. X.

I propose a splosh tax,
the resulting money to be forwarded to splosh towers so we can enjoy more of the wonderful content we have been enjoying for many years, and some would be used to bringing sploshing to the people who are sadly splosh-less.............................. or maybe not..

infact i guess you could call the splosh vids-mags tax as that is supporting the wondeful content.. dam back to the drawing board.

As a full time tax payer I have to think that DD has been a little naughty and seeing as I've paid a load in taxex I think I own just a small amount of that PVC outfit and I think that DD should share it with me!!!

As a lifelong Marxist - well as long as the life of this e-mail - I believe that all property should be commonly owned by the people (except mine of course). That means that anyone who has a pervy outfit is legally bound to wear it on this forum for us to share.

I also think that Splosh Tax should become compulsory. too many of you are avoiding paying it by not buying anything, you mean old scrotes! What do you think this is? The welfare state? Well unfair, more like.

love
Hayley

What about DD taking it on one of next sploshing adventures then we could see the true article, of course sploshed most vigoursly!!!

Andy

Hayley wrote:I also think that Splosh Tax should become compulsory. too many of you are avoiding paying it by not buying anything, you mean old scrotes! What do you think this is? The welfare state? Well unfair, more like.

love
Hayley

I've bought lots of DVDs, you cheeky minx and as soon as you get 'Puppies' onto DVD instead of last millennium Video technology I'll buy that as well. Meanwhile I'm working my way through the Artscene/Aquantics catalogue

Richard x