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Multi-Coloured Mercedes Mud Sculpture!
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 16:50by Hayley
Continuing Mercedes' artistic endeavours (cue Vision On gallery music). After painting herself a hideous mix of green and purple, our Left Bank lass decides to add a little texture by become a living statue.
So, still wearing the fabulous fuck-off boots, she wades into the mudhole....
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:00by Hayley
She then waded off in her squelching thigh highs, her multi-coloured butt a masterpiece only Brian Sewell would fail to appreciate
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:04by Hayley
Mercedes then demonstrated she is a post impressionist by doing an impression of her postman.
"He's a twat!" she explained.
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:07by Hayley
She then coated herself completely in the thick mud like an erotic pottery demonstration....
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:10by Hayley
Then she turned herslf into the sort of ornament we'd all like in our garden - and so handy for putting the beer on!
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:18by Hayley
Finally our bootylicious beauty and Master of Arse headed off for a pint of surreal ale down The Laughing Cavalier.
She had become the perfect living statue and to prove it, as she walked in, the barmen asked, "S'dat you, Mercedes?" and then added with a smile. "Still making an exhibition of yourself, I see."
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 17:48by NX
Thought this would be more "The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies"
"I will say this only once"
"Good Moaning"
LOL
NX
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 19:32by stu08
wow awsome pics she is a star
wow that hit the spot
Posted:
27 Jul 2006, 19:39by andy250
what can I say first of all covered in paint, then time for a quick dip in the pub all the pics are fantastic, but no 3 is just awesome....
Andy
(very happy man thanks Mercedes
)
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27 Jul 2006, 21:04by Spinynorman and Frilly
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27 Jul 2006, 22:21by DELETED
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Posted:
28 Jul 2006, 05:41by Devo77
Great pics!
Love how it combines both mud and paint.
Posted:
28 Jul 2006, 12:22by DecadentDoll
GungeSlut wrote:I thought the were fuck me boots not fuck off boots
you say potato i say...potato
you say tomato ...i say fuck you
yeah some call them fuck me boots. but the sheer size of them would denote that they are "big fuck-off boots"
like "look at the size of that big fuck-off cake/statue/cock"
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Todays slang grammar lesson brought to you by Decadent Doll. Honest to the point of insult. Don't take it to heart, take it to bed
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Posted:
28 Jul 2006, 12:50by BillShipton
Very well put, DD.
Hayley uses the term "fuck off" to describe anything big or bright - as in "fuck off pink". Therefore they are "fuck off boots".
"Fuck me" boots are anything sexually inviting. Which they are as well. So strictly speaking they are "fuck off, fuck me boots".
Posted:
28 Jul 2006, 14:54by muddywildfire
Those were amazing pictures a great contrast and what a great mud hole
hip hip hurrah!!!!