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Is there anyone out there interested in meeting up to get in manure? I don't know of any manure around here,(i can travel) but there must be some somewhere in the UK that could be got in without attracting attention. it would be great to do it with some others. Anyone have any ideas?

Hi, yes lots of places near me. Would be interested, feel free to pm me.

ooh, finally lol. let me know where and when. can travel, if its a distance from me, might need some accom, so let me know the hotels etc in the area, but, yeah, count me in.xx

and me!

Hi,Anyboby intrested in going over to Hamburg to Muddy models shoot,lm in talks about going over.
PM me

You´re welcome

is no1 doing 1 in the u.k then?

guy here in the nottingham area into deep mud and totall submersion,... have tried a manure pit once (by mistake) and loved it,. .was just wondering if there is anyone (preferably mate) around the nottingham east mids are who knows of a secluded pit or pile and fancies some manure fun?,... transport would be good as dont have car here

lemme know guys

Cow manure fetish man is jailed by Cornwall court

A man with a fetish for cow manure has been jailed for two years.

Truro Crown Court heard that David Truscott, 41, had repeatedy broken into a farm near Redruth in Cornwall over a period of six years.

Judge Christopher Elwen said Truscott made the lives of the farm's owners "absolute hell" through his "bizarre fetish and disgusting behaviour".

Truscott, of Camborne, Cornwall, was jailed for breaching the terms of a restraining order and harassment.
'Bizarre activities'

The court was told Truscott was jailed for an arson attack at the farm after setting fire to a cattle pen which killed a cow and her newborn calves.

But in 2009 he returned to the farm but was discovered in a muck spreader.

He was jailed again for 16 weeks and made the subject of a restraining order.

Mark Charnley, defending, described Truscott as a "socially inadequate man".

Judge Elwen rejected a defence plea for a suspended sentence saying Truscott had to be jailed for his "bizarre and perverted activities".



OOOOPS

Haha - Dids - me thinks that guy got put away cos he set fire to a barn, and exposed himself too often, and not because he liked cow-manure!!

I'd be interested to meet up, but without the wife's permission (and some holiday from work, to get rid of the smell) I doubt very much I can actually come.... One of these days though - I will fulfil my lifelong ambition of swimming in the stuff!!

I would love to join the meet where ever in Europe

Count me in if you find a muck heap or slurry pit!