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Was out in town last night at a comedy club and heard quite a funny joke.

"The wife decided to try something erotic, covering her body in food. So there she is in the morning with the full breakfast on her - fried eggs on her tits, beans down the cleavage and rashers down below. Her heart sank when i broke out the knife and fork, and things got worse when i mistook her clit for a bean"

Guess you had to be there.

Ouch!

as a woman that made me cringe 'down below'

has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol

apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady

me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes?

Phantom wrote:Guess you had to be there.

I guess so, maybe the all the beer I drank made it funnier

Mz_Mess wrote:as a woman that made me cringe 'down below'

has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol

apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady

me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes?

LOL, ah wam jokes its all good.