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Joke I heard last night...

Postby zoom505 » 29 Mar 2009, 22:37

Was out in town last night at a comedy club and heard quite a funny joke.

"The wife decided to try something erotic, covering her body in food. So there she is in the morning with the full breakfast on her - fried eggs on her tits, beans down the cleavage and rashers down below. Her heart sank when i broke out the knife and fork, and things got worse when i mistook her clit for a bean"

:mrgreen:
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Re: Joke I heard last night...

Postby Phantom » 30 Mar 2009, 06:55

Guess you had to be there.
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Re: Joke I heard last night...

Postby BillShipton » 30 Mar 2009, 08:17

Ouch!
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Re: Joke I heard last night...

Postby Mz_Mess » 30 Mar 2009, 16:09

as a woman that made me cringe 'down below' :P

has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol :D

apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady :D

me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes? :wink:
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Re: Joke I heard last night...

Postby zoom505 » 30 Mar 2009, 17:17

Phantom wrote:Guess you had to be there.


:lol: I guess so, maybe the all the beer I drank made it funnier :o
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Re: Joke I heard last night...

Postby zoom505 » 30 Mar 2009, 17:21

Mz_Mess wrote:as a woman that made me cringe 'down below' :P

has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol :D

apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady :D

me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes? :wink:


LOL, ah wam jokes its all good.
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