"The wife decided to try something erotic, covering her body in food. So there she is in the morning with the full breakfast on her - fried eggs on her tits, beans down the cleavage and rashers down below. Her heart sank when i broke out the knife and fork, and things got worse when i mistook her clit for a bean"
Joke I heard last night...
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Joke I heard last night...
Was out in town last night at a comedy club and heard quite a funny joke.
"The wife decided to try something erotic, covering her body in food. So there she is in the morning with the full breakfast on her - fried eggs on her tits, beans down the cleavage and rashers down below. Her heart sank when i broke out the knife and fork, and things got worse when i mistook her clit for a bean"

"The wife decided to try something erotic, covering her body in food. So there she is in the morning with the full breakfast on her - fried eggs on her tits, beans down the cleavage and rashers down below. Her heart sank when i broke out the knife and fork, and things got worse when i mistook her clit for a bean"
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as a woman that made me cringe 'down below' 
has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol
apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady
me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes?
has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol
apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady
me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes?
Evil Penguins - They look all cute and fluffy but take your eyes off them for ONE second and they will happy slap your arse!
"You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy"
"You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy"
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Mz_Mess wrote:as a woman that made me cringe 'down below'
has anyone seen Russell Howard's comedy DVD? He mentions WAM on there lol
apparently he tried it with his gf and lots of Rolo yogurt but she just ended up looking like an enraged ginger bread lady
me thinks Candy or Gilly could teach him a thing or two, yes?
LOL, ah wam jokes its all good.
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